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Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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  • 21 weeks
    Moving Onto Royal Road

    To all my old followers and viewers, I come to you with a heavy heart to say that I'm completely moving on from Fimfiction and starting new somewhere else. The reason being that I simply moved on from the MLP community; I have not stopped writing, so those of you who enjoyed my work for what it is and would like to see what else I make can follow me at Royal Road.

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    5 comments · 278 views
  • 26 weeks
    How long has it been?

    I don't even recall the last time I dusted off this profile. It's been a while. I came on today after cleaning out my email to see if I was still getting notifications from this site. To see that they're still people who are reading my work is heartwarming.

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    10 comments · 357 views
  • 269 weeks
    Gone a Year and Back on Front Page Okay....I dun get it

    Been a year, I've been in hibernation. Yet when I come out I slam dunk back on...I dun get it. Why. I'm so happy, thanks everyone! You're the friggin super duper best!

    11 comments · 510 views
  • 269 weeks
    I Hath Updatedth!

    I bring to you, a chapter long in the waiting. Hope you all enjoy it.

    2 comments · 437 views
  • 270 weeks
    Progress Being Made! (Lazarus)

    It's happening! Slowly, but surely!

    It's hard, having been away from MLP for so long. I have to refresh myself on all the show characters :twilightblush:

    5 comments · 379 views
Sep
19th
2015

Old English is Hard · 2:52am Sep 19th, 2015

It really just is, I'm so use to writing a cheesy German Accent for Lazarus that I forgot how to write basic old English.

Btw the chapter is 75% done.

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Comments ( 8 )

Thou art complaing when thy work is nearly complete? We are aghast at the so-called grievences against our name. It irks us that thou hast the audacity to spread such slander. Thy punishment shall be quick, but thou shalt suffer greatly before-hoof, as thou art now behooved to ablige.

If need be, we can assist in transcribing this ancient tongue.

Old or early modern? If its old then that Is frigging ambitious.

Read some Shakespeare and you'll remember all too quick

Hast thou forgotten Master Joe? Shall we, Th boys of war? Scour the lands lest we find a source of material to remind thee?

3403452 Get a rig and scour the Wasteland for any books of knowledge that may help our cause!

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