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Aug
2nd
2012

Spike and His Six Lovely Ladies: Hearts and Hooves Day Special! (NSFW) · 3:24am Aug 2nd, 2012

Now before we start the story a few things. One, I wrote this for the sexty minute prompt which was upgraded to ninety for this event, took me closer to two hours though. Two, this happens after the events in Spike and His Six Lovely Ladies, thankfully it doesn't give any plot important things away. Three, I need you all to help me! For today only you are my proofreaders. So if you see a grammatical error, or you think something sounds off, tell me.in the comments. Onward to the story!


A long, slightly-larger-than-pony sized, purple dragon with green spikes shot through the sky on his large wings towards the small town of Ponyville. In his claws draped two bags that appeared full. He landed in front of the Carousal Boutique, quickly checking to make sure none of his gifts had fallen out or gotten damaged in his haste. The sun was setting in the distance as he opened the door.

The room was dark, lights off and shades drawn. Which did not make much sense, considering the holiday celebration he had come for.

“Girls I’m home!” he shouted, stepping through the door quiet perplexed.

He’d taken only a small handful of steps inside when the door illuminated with a light blue aura and shut. The lights flicked on and in front of him stood six very beautiful mares. A white Unicorn with a purple mane wearing a sexy, teal garter and stockings, a purple Unicorn wearing a white blouse with the top buttons open, a red tie untied around her neck, and red glasses, next to her stood a orange Earth Pony with a yellow ponytail in brown chaps and a Stetson hat, a blue Pegasus with a rainbow mane stood beside her drenched in what appeared to be cider, the pink Earth pony with a pink cotton candy mane next to her wore nothing but a smile, and finally, a yellow Pegasus hid behind her pink mane equally unadorned by clothing. Each of them was shooting him a sultry look that spoke of their intentions.

“Howdy, Spike,” Applejack started, tilting her hat.

“Yes, welcome darling. I hope you don’t mind, but we decided we wanted to do something special for Hearts and Hooves day,” Rarity spoke, using her hoof to slid her purple mane back and deliver a look that could of melted Spike.

Pinkie giggled, her pink body seeming to shake with her. “Or she should say, we wanted to do someone special.”

Fluttershy tried to hide further behind her mane as her face reddened at Pinkie’s joke. “Indeed… someone very special.”

“And it’s been a while since we all shared a night together,” Twilight spoke matter-of-factly, as she straightened her glasses.

“Enough with the talking! Let’s get to the good part,” Rainbow Dash ended, dripping cider on to the floor.

Spike placed the two bags on the floor, deciding the gift giving could wait till later. “If you insist Dash.”

“Great! Then I’m first!” Dash exclaimed. “Who’s joining me?”

“Oh, me, me, me!” Pinkie shouted, jumping up and down. She stopped jumping and turned around. She moved her tail to the side revealing a soaking pair of pink lips. She gave Spike a sultry look, “Don’t you want to add your filling to the Pie?”

“You know it.”

Pinkie grabbed Dash and lead her to a table used for holding materials. She quickly swept all of it on to the floor with her hoof.

“PINKIE! Stop making a mess!” Rarity shouted, annoyed she’d have to clean up after the party pony.

Pinkie ignored Rarity and jumped onto the table, quickly lying down on her back. She beckoned Spike over as Rainbow Dash joined her on the table, mimicking her position.

Spike reached the table, and slid his twin dragons out from their cave in his scale. The girls watched in anticipation as he brought them to their already dripping marehoods. He placed his tip at their entrances and slowly pushed in receiving a gasp of pleasure from the two mares. He pushed all the way in enjoying the feeling of being squeezed.

Pinkie licked Dash’s soaking wet fur. “Yummy. I’m so glad you decided to take a swim in one of A.J.’s barrels of cider.”

“Speaking of,” Applejack climbed on to the other side of the table, turned around, and placed her dripping arousal between the other two mares, “I think it’s time you paid me back for that. And Pinkie, it would bring a smile to my face if you’d help her out.”

“I always repay my debts,” she moaned out, as Spike hilted himself inside her. She stretched her head over and nibbled gently on the wet orange flower placed before her. Applejack moaned in compliance.

Pinkie giggled as she was stretched to capacity. “And I’m all about the smiles, A.J.” She dragged her impressively long tongue over the slit dangled in front of her.

A.J. bit her lip trying to hold back the pleasure her voice was screaming to release.

Rarity looked at Twilight. “I think it’s time we gave Pinkie and Rainbow Dash our gifts.”

“I think you’re right, Rarity.” Twilight levitated a pink and blue box wrapped in white and purple ribbon. She quickly opened the boxes revealing one pink and one blue Spike shaped dildo. “Good thing Spike let us create that mold.”

“I’m sure our little show helped him out. Which one do you want, darling?” Rarity asked Twilight.

Twilight gave a mischievous look with her response, “Pinkie.”

“Then I shall take Rainbow Dash, fun.”

The two unicorns moved beside Spike, giving them full view of their intended targets as the dragon bore into them. Rarity quickly licked the blue dragon dildo from top to bottom coating it in her saliva, while Twilight opted for sucking on her pink one to prepare it. As soon as they were ready, they levitated the toys towards the small puckered holes of the pink Earth mare and blue Pegasus. Without any warning they plunged the dildos right into the asses of their friends. This caused Pinkie’s tongue, now deep inside A.J., to vibrate uncontrollably, and Rainbow Dash’s lips to purr strongly right against Applejack’s clit, that they had just wrapped around.

As Rarity and Twilight joined Spike in pounding deep and fast into Rainbow Dash and Pinkie, Fluttershy floated above the action watching it all. Her hoof found its way between her haunches as she observed the debauchery below her, she enjoyed watching. Every few seconds she’d let out a small squeak of pleasure as she touched a sweet spot.

Spike placed his hands against the table as hips rocked forward. The unbelievably delightful feeling of the girls wrapped around him, combined with watching Rarity and Twilight fuck their friends in the ass with very familiar looking toys, toss in the erotic moans of Applejack and Fluttershy’s whines of pleasure, and it was no wonder he was nearing his limit. The good news was that from the looks on Pinkie’s and Dash’s face he was not alone. He quickly pushed into them all the way and released a blast of his warm and thick seed into them, filling them to capacity and then some. Their mouths released A.J. and screamed in joint pleasure as they came. A mixture of Spike’s and their own fluids came shooting out of them.

Spike removed himself allowing even more of their combined effort flow onto the table under the mares. The two dildos were levitated away as well.

“That was amazing.” Rainbow Dash announced.

Pinkie stifled a laugh. “I guess you can just call me Pinkie, Cream Pie.” She moved back a little on the table as Applejack jumped off. “So, who wants a taste?” she purred seductively.

Fluttershy swooped down and dove her face right into Pinkie’s cream filled pie. She took a long, glutinous suck, licking her lips as she pulled away. “Delicious! Taste like sugar and Spike.” She moved her tail over. “Spike… if it’s not to much to ask… could you rut me now?” she asked, before diving back into her pink creamy treat.

“Love to.”

“Not without me, partner. Rainbow Dash you can move next to Pinkie. I want a taste too.” Applejack trotted over placing her hooves on the table for support. She licked up the stray strands that had gushed out of Dash. “Like warm salty Skittles.”

“I don’t taste like Skittles!”

“Yes, ya do.” Applejack nipped at Rainbow Dash’s clit playfully for her defiance.

Dash moaned at the teasing, and decided against fighting about it. There were better things to do after all.

“Now Spike, don’t hold back none, and aim high.” She sent him a wink as she started eating Dash out.

Spike, always the gentledrake, respected Applejack’s wishes and entered her and Fluttershy through their back doors. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash screamed in ecstasy, the moans vibrating through them showing Applejacks and Fluttershy’s approval.

Twilight walked next to Spike, and to the side of A.J. “So Spike, why don’t you help this naughty teacher out and,” she dropped onto her front legs lifting her flank in the air, “use those big strong claws of yours to help her relax. And while you do that, I’ll punish this farmer girl.” Twilight’s horn glowed in a rounded lilac aura. Rarity and Spike couldn’t see anything happening, until Twilight thrust her horn into Applejack’s orange lips. And through the processes, Rainbow Dash quickly sat up and stared into Applejack’s wide green eyes.

Spike began sliding his fingers over Twilight, but realizing she was more than ready, slid two fingers into her. Twilight moaned out in euphoria as she thrust her horn into A.J.

“New spell, Twilight?” Rarity asked.

“Yeah, it lets you, round the tip of your horn, with your, aura, so there’s no, chance of injury,” she managed between her own pleasure and the pleasure. “Just focus, your aura, and think of something, solid and roundish.”

Rarity looked at Spike plowing into Applejack and Fluttershy, who were still enjoying their sweets. Something solid and round huh, to easy.

She bent down giving Spike a gracious view of her luscious ass and teal panty-less lingerie. “Spike darling, be a dear and show me a little attention too.” Her horn glowed.

“It’d be my pleasure,” Spike managed in a half growl, half moan. He sent two claws into Rarity’s marehood, opening and closing his fingers as her moved them in and out of her.

Rarity pushed her horn into Fluttershy roughly.

“WOAH!” Pinkie shouted. “Fluttershy is your tongue having a party in there or something? Cause if it is, tell it not to stop!” she cheered in ecstasy.

Fluttershy turned very red at the metaphor. Having her tongue praised so loudly was very embarrassing… and exciting.

Spike hilted himself, and roared as he unloaded into Fluttershy and Applejack. In turn, they both came hard, lifting their heads up and screaming their pleasure to the town, onto the horns and faces of Twilight and Rarity.

Spike slipped out with an audible *pop* as he separated from the two mares. In his wake were two small gaping holes leaking dragon release down their thighs.

Rarity quickly removed herself not wanting to get any messier than she already was. Twilight however, stayed put and allowed a drop to trail down her face into her mouth enjoying the taste, before she slid out from Applejack.

Rarity decided to get her daily dose of dragon vitamins by sticking her wide rough tongue into Fluttershy’s flank. She lapped up some of Spike from inside Fluttershy and swallowed it down greedily before moving away.

“Rarity, I made a mess of your face and mane… I’m so sorry,”

“It’s quiet all right, darling. Did you enjoy yourself? It certainly seems so,” Rarity chuckled

“Yes.” Fluttershy smiled mischievously.

“ME TOO! Fluttershy is so good with her tongue! How was Applejack, Dashie?”

“Approved.” Rainbow Dash collapsed on the table, wondering where Pinkie got the energy.

Spike grabbed a quart of water, placed on a table off to the side along with food for their after party, and chugged it down in one go. He placed his arms around Rarity and Twilight. “So, time for Round 3 then?”

“It. Is. On!” Rarity exclaimed, catching Spike in a passionate kiss. She pushed him gently on to the floor and climbed on top of him. “Care to join us Twilight?”

“Love to.” Twilight joined Rarity on top of Spike, starring him down lustfully.

“I get to relax for this one huh? Sounds good.” Spike placed his hands behind his head, or he would of, had Rainbow Dash not stepped in and used her back hooves to block him while standing over him.

“Not this time.” Rainbow Dash lowered herself on to Spike’s face. “Eat.”

Spike replied by tracing his tongue around marehood, flicking the clit with its forked end, and then plunging into her. Rainbow was ecstatic about the treatment, filling the room with her shouts of approval.

“Don’t go start before us Dash! It’s rude,” Twilight announced. She lowered herself onto Spike, brushing against the tip and shivering at the touch.

“There is a thing as to fast Rainbow Dash,” Rarity attempted to explain. Realizing her point fell on deaf ears upon seeing the look of elation on Dash’s face, she moved to meet Spike as well.

The two unicorns pushed down in one quick movement, taking all of Spike’s sizable length at once. Taking a moment to adjust, they began moving up and down on Spike.

Pinkie appeared on Spike’s chest, and placed her rump right in Rainbow Dash’s face. “If Spike doesn’t get a break neither do you.” She shook her flank to emphasize her point.

Rainbow Dash stared at the pink hills in front of her eyes. She quickly made up her mind and sent her tongue directly under Pinkie’s tail. Upon reaching her goal she began encircling the small opening gently. Her rough tongue was doing enough without any extra help to make the party pony drool.

“Oh, Dashie! You and Fluttershy need to have a tongue off. You’re both so good at this.”

“Even with a tongue in your rear you can still keep talking huh Pinkie?” Applejack moved into position in front of Pinkie sitting on Spike’s abs. “Well let’s see if you can do it with your tongue in me,” Applejack challenged, forcing Pinkie’s head to her lower lips.

Pinkie, never one to make sense, did as she was instructed sliding her tongue into A.J.’s fountain. She proceeded to talk as she was pleasuring the cowpony, causing Applejack’s insides to vibrate. The pink pony’s wild tongue had been given new meaning as she chatted into her friend. Applejack moaned rigorously as she ran her hooves through her mane, causing the hair tie to slide off releasing her long blonde hair.

Spike miraculously managed to feel something wet brushing against his tail, between the treatment he was receiving from Twi and Rarity and the one he was giving Rainbow Dash. He rolled the end of his tail up tightly and raised it skyward.

Fluttershy had been rubbing against Spike’s tail to lubricate it. Once Spike had presented himself properly, she moved over it and pushed the tip into her, moaning pleasantly.

Spike, barely being able to focus at this point, began thrusting his tail up into the yellow Pegasus. He let his tail open slightly and close again to provide extra stimulation. He could feel her tightening around him, and while not as enjoyable as the normal method, it still felt pretty damn good. And if her shouts were any indication, she was enjoying herself as well.

Spike moved his hands onto Twilight and Rarity’s hips. He gave small squeezes and rubs of their asses, which they answered in approval by quickening their pace. His pointer claw drizzled in their arousal during his actions becoming stick and slick. He dove the finger under their tails receiving to happy yelps.

During this time Applejack had started using one hoof to tease Rainbow Dash’s clit, and the other hoof to rub between Pinkie’s legs. And based on Pinkie tripling her efforts, it was working quiet well.

The moans of four mares, all in a state of euphoria, filled the air. Twilight and Rarity dropped down onto Spike together, going as far into themselves as they could. Spike’s resistance fell as he released into them. He was met with the joint conclusion of Rarity and Twilight tightening and convulsing around him. A similar experience was resulting at his tail covering it, as Rarity and Twilight covered his waist. Spike sudden removal of his tongue from Dash forced her head up as she joined the group in ecstasy. Pinkie having been holding back for a while now allowed her defenses to fail as the she cheergasmed into Applejack. Applejack felt her core shaken as Pinkie’s scream rocked her body, her own elation spilling out into Pinkie’s mouth and onto Spike’s abs. Her voice joined the others as they rode the largest wave of euphoria any of them had ever experienced.

The mares collectively fell against Spike, who was now soaked from head to tail in their excitement and a bit of his own. The snuggled against him sweaty and tired, letting their love for him and one another say everything.

“That was fun. We have the best dragon fiancé in the world,” Pinkie yawned out.

“I agree, darling.” Rarity nuzzled into Spike’s chest.

“I reckon it’s the honest truth.” Applejack flung her hat onto a nearby table.

“He’s almost as awesome as me.” Dash covered herself with one of his wing.

“You are amazing Spike… if that’s okay with you,” Fluttershy explained,

“He’s probably the only dragon fiancé in the world, but he’s still the best fiancé ever.” Twilight kissed Spike, taking a bit of Rainbow Dash with her.

“I love you all too. Now if none of you lovely ladies mind, I’m gonna take a nap.” Spike wrapped his arms around the six holding them close.

“And we'll join you,” they all in chimed in together.

And they fell into a deep, warm slumber on the floor, snuggled against one another.

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Comments ( 100 )

I'm going to have to read the story before I read this aren't I?

264742 No. It's kind of a big jump ahead of the current plot line. Although I did update the first chapter so you can officially start.

okay, as soon as I finish with chapter 3 of Hope and Shadows

264756 Sounds good, mate.

“Yeah, it lets you, round the tip of your horn, with your, aura, so there’s no, chance of injury,
Don't know if you use commas like that. If not, use '...' or some like it.



“And will join you,” they all in chimed in together.
"And we'll join you."

That's as much as I could find.
Only thing bothering me is that now that we have this, will the one in the story be the same or better?

264772 I had two hours. Imagine what I can do with a week. Also I fucign suck at will and we'll most common mistake I make.

I usually do as they're shorter pauses, and ellipsis are used to represent silence and those pauses... they ain't silent :raritywink:

Thank you!

I love writing Pinkie. She makes sex fun and funny.

264781
Who told you to thank me?:flutterrage:
Don't thank me. How dare you I gots 4 watchers. How many do you have, son?:duck:

264787 114. Plus the group on Tumblr, which is a bit mixed between here and just on there. I keep meaning to mention breaking 100 though.

264796
You.. You lie.
You're a dirty lyre! Die, heretic!
Demise! Kill him! Now!:flutterrage::flutterrage:


No. He finally put a pretty good story. I have no beef with him.

Fuck you, then! Salesman and BEN! Bring me his soul!

I'm sorry, I was too busy clopping to give a crap about grammar.

264802 I am not a muddy green Unicorn mare thank you.

"have to cleanu p after the part pony."

Only part I saw wrong.

Seems Spike is going to marry six mares he is going to have a shit load of kids to care for and they need a bigger house a lot bigger.















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264824 Whats with all the etxra enters? Also, good catch!

Idk I must have done it by mistake. Anyways dude after reading this I expect the story to be really good not just the clop parts. I mean six mares sure they will share but I hear catfight and then telling the princess they are all getting married dude this story. I really have high hopes for I hope to see some good plot.

3.bp.blogspot.com/-X0v-PnfxnIM/TnR292cR0_I/AAAAAAAAMWs/1Qxk_jvqjWo/s1600/my_little_pony_playboy_20110914_1304181220.jpg See? good plot oh and the kind that they use for storys

I was going to use a image that was worse but I think I should hold off on that don't want to scare off any people.

264872 Now, now, no spoilers.

264894 Ok I'll wait. For now. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

264804

See, this is why I am editing. So this is not the singular reaction.

I learned a little bit from SleeplessBrony. Actually talked to him, as a matter of fact(not a unique thing, really). If you want to know why he has his avatar, his answer is on his dA account. Funny thing is that SleeplessBrony and I developed rather similar styles separately. We do have some differences in our styles, though. What those are shall be a surprise. Except for the fact that I tend to work with much darker themes than he does. Still, I learned a lot about adding emotional depth just by reading his works. Specifically with sex. I learned a lot about writing sex scenes from him. I was already good at adding emotional depth, but I have gotten better.

The thing about being a good editor is not simply cutting things because you can. A good editor's job is to push the author to do his best at it. We are supposed to notice the problems, notice the plot holes, notice what isn't elaborated upon. We have to understand the author's intentions, and push him to do even better. We have to show him missed opportunities and mistakes and ask him to use them. We also have to point out what needs to be strengthened. We have to be good writers in our own right, oftentimes. That is what it takes to be a good editor. And it takes patience.

Also, it is a good idea to keep a good work pace.

I need to work on that part.

264969 I am aware of SleeplessBrony and his fics. I've read a lot of his stories and they are great. Personally though, I find that his fic, Romance Reports, is overrated. I just didn't like how the story was told and how it kept on building up TwiLuna, but it never happened and instead it became CheeriTwi, a pairing I'm not a fan of. I don't know why so many think it's a good story, I found it to be just terribly executed. I just can't stand how the story was played out and how a lot of the characters acted, especially Luna, I hated her in that story. If you like it, that's fine with me and I apologize with my rant. I just can't see the hype with that story.

264975

Then you missed the point of Romance Reports. Seriously, he did an interview, and actually explained why things happened the way they did. When you read it from that insight, it suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Some readers actually don't notice subtlety that well. It's a very difficult thing to learn. Me, I'm gaining more major grasps of it. Most of the time, my subtlety in writing is done by sheer luck. Now, I am gaining more control over it.

Also, people seem to ignore the existence of the concept of character development... seriously... how many

264981 If there is something subtle, then it must be VERY hidden. I mean in my Sparity story, I kept the main villain's identity a secret, but threw out some hints here and there. The problem there is that CheeriTwi comes WAY out of the blue and it kind of angers readers that a pairing that was supposed to happened gets thrown out the window to make room for some other pairing. I understand characters can be dynamic and have arcs for their own, but IMO, Luna was rather heartless, manipulative, and kind of a bit evil. I didn't like her at all in this story in the least bit. I just really can't stand the story and I'd rather not read it again in fear of me getting P.O. from trying to understand its meaning.

264996

Manipulative does not equal evil. If it did, then every politician would be evil... Actually, I've got a better analogy than that. Manipulation is not inherently evil. Otherwise, we all would be. I am manipulative, but I put to benevolent use. She wasn't heartless. She let Twilight go when she could not have her. Nothing she did was evil. In fact, the only thing that resulted was a good thing.

Second, out-of-the blue? Hardly, considering she was there at several key points in the story.

Also, Luna was written before Season 2 came out. He did get her surprisingly accurate, though... to a degree.

As I have pointed out before, I have very few OTP's. (Lyra and Bonbon, Octavia and Vinyl, and Spike and Rarity). However, I am open-minded on all pairings, and don't mind seeing even my OTP's messed around with. It doesn't phase me at all, really. Thus, I have an open-mind when I read.

When you read, you have to read between the lines... beyond the text. It is a skill I have learned while writing. It is a skill I already had. It is a skill I employ as an editor.

Above all else, remember this. We are an open-minded fandom. We shall not engage in shipping wars. It doesn't end well for anyone, and is utterly unproductive. Instead, let us redirect our concerns to writing more fan-fiction worthy of literary analysis.

264969 You know, we're both editors for Cloud and we've never sat down and talked. All three of us need to go on skype sometime
.

Very fun read, however I found it kinda hard to visualize some of these positions. It might just be me, but I'm having trouble thinking of a comfortable arrangement that would allow Spike to finger both Twilight and Rarity while the three are fucking Fluttershy and Applejack. I'm sure it's possible, and all the other details made it easy to look past that one issue I had. Looking forward to the rest of the story!

265224 Understandable. With that many bodies finding potions that would work was quite difficult. For the particular position it's best to remember the horns aren't overtly long so they could come in at a bit of an angel.

The fact Spike is so long even though his height and width are comparable to ponies made the last position the easiest to figure out.

264969>>264996 You're both... well it ain't pretty. Anyways, there's no hidden meaning in this one. I didn't dive particularly deep. I kept it romantic to an extent and made it a "fuckfest." A 90 minute (even if I did take closer to 2 hours) time limit demanded that I forsaked certain aspects we get in the story, plot and emotions mostly.

Now if we look at say the first chapter, there has always been some subtly in it, even before I updated it. I very much so put foreshadow in as to what I intended to happen. In fact one of the major hints is one of the most commonly commented on scenes not involving sex.

265114>>265306 I find this acceptable, but only after the second chapter is posted. Consider it your carrot before I go get the stick.

265363

Don't you mean the stick before you go and get the carrot?

Subtlety, not "subtly". Foreshadowing, not "foreshadow". Commented-on, not "commented on". Comma needs to be after "fact". Comma goes after "now", "at", "say". Forsake instead of "forsaked".

265427 See, now I have you in the mood. So go edit.

Evil plan activate!

265442

Nope. Today, I am volunteering at the animal shelter and have band camp. Sorry. Bad day for me to do editing. Tomorrow, too. However, I will get some done this weekend, or, at least, try to.

265521

I've got a little bit of time. But... My Little Denarians updated... and I really need to read that new chapter.

265833 Fuck the stick, baseball bat time.

265844

Fine, I'll do some editing while I have the time. Sheesh. But I am still going to read My Little Denarians and Vinyl and Octavia: University Days.

265846 *Twirls bat with one hand* You consider yourself a worldly man, so I have to assume you know how the mafia works with one of these babies. Dead men don't pay, but injured one's do. *Breaks through a open door with one good swing before throwing the bat behind him and cracking his knuckles* Glad we have an understanding. Now, let me show you how I work.

265849

You've made your point. Now, I have read both of those new chapters, and may get to work.

265451
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! I go to band camp on Sunday... What instrument do you play? Clarinet here.

266287 Don't distract him. Getting him working has taken way to long as it is.

266326
Fine. But one thing. we shout across the marching field, "CLARINET'S ARE SEXY!"

266287 Also, clarient really? The trombone is a fucking projectile weapon combined with a mace, and you went with a thin piece of wood?

Now, comment on how amusing Pinkie Pie's lines were, because no one else has, and damn it all, they were awesome!

266373 Oh the irony. I am confused though on how my comment was made before yours, but your is 40 and mine is 41. I need to call the doctor and have time fixed it appears.

266381
Huh. And yes, clarinet. Think of it like a one handed mace compared to a trombone being a warhammer. Both have their pros and cons.

266287

French horn.

My instrument is a freaking bludgeon. and it has a bell big enough to do damage in excess.

266813
What are you doing for your marching show this year? We're doing Grease.

265844

Start quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, for I have just received the work I did at my Mom's house from my little brother.

266971

Indeed. It will be awesome.

You a college student or high school student?

266983
I'm gonna be a high school sophomore this year. Shhhh, don't tell the mods. I'm already corrupted, lol.

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