Super Trampoline Must Die! · 11:52pm Aug 5th, 2015
So I've become quite comfortable as your new overlord, so I think I'll keep the job!
So what I need for you guys to do is give me ideas on how to "get rid" of the real Super Trampoline.
GET CREATIVE! No idea is a bad idea!
YOUR INPUT MATTERS!
May my Fimpire last for 1000 years!
Yes this is a brilliant idea and I must say you are a much better leader than Super Trampoline also use a tire iron!
no use a bonesaw
Slice open his belly, put his intestines on a rotisserie, and slowly pull them out. Then, sew them back in and do it again. Preferably add honey to said intestines
Change the password and never tell him.
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.....wow
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But he's still be alive
3298111 A friend who loves torture gave me the idea awhile back
Hmm... Try a contest... What about trampolining, or an actual fanfic contest.
3298113 then fuck him.
Force feed him SWEET SWEET HONEY BEE HONEY until his stomach ruptures and he dies of sugar poisoning.
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YOU DON'T GET A VOTE! GO BACK TO EQUESTRIA BAT BOY! I'M THE NEW TOP CAT HERE!
Kill his soul. The Ludovico Technique using the movie "A Zed & Two Noughts" interspersed with Croatian telenovelas. His body may still work but it won't matter anymore.