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Aug
5th
2015

Super Trampoline Must Die! · 11:52pm Aug 5th, 2015

So I've become quite comfortable as your new overlord, so I think I'll keep the job!

So what I need for you guys to do is give me ideas on how to "get rid" of the real Super Trampoline.

GET CREATIVE! No idea is a bad idea!

YOUR INPUT MATTERS!

May my Fimpire last for 1000 years!

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Comments ( 13 )

Yes this is a brilliant idea and I must say you are a much better leader than Super Trampoline also use a tire iron!

no use a bonesaw

Slice open his belly, put his intestines on a rotisserie, and slowly pull them out. Then, sew them back in and do it again. Preferably add honey to said intestines

Change the password and never tell him.

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But he's still be alive :fluttercry:

3298111 A friend who loves torture gave me the idea awhile back

Hmm... Try a contest... What about trampolining, or an actual fanfic contest.

Force feed him SWEET SWEET HONEY BEE HONEY until his stomach ruptures and he dies of sugar poisoning.

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YOU DON'T GET A VOTE! GO BACK TO EQUESTRIA BAT BOY! I'M THE NEW TOP CAT HERE!

Kill his soul. The Ludovico Technique using the movie "A Zed & Two Noughts" interspersed with Croatian telenovelas. His body may still work but it won't matter anymore.

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