Jul
30th
2012
Awkward Moments: The Trilogy · 5:24pm Jul 30th, 2012
Father: So I took the time to read the first five chapters of your... story... thing.
Me: Oh God no...
Father: Shut up, I'm not done yet. So I read it and I have to say it wasn't half bad.
Me: ...I feel like you're getting my hopes up just to completely crush them.
Father: Darn you beat me to the punchline. Yeah, my verdict is going to be: you'll never amount to anything and you should be ashamed of your own prose.
Me: Gee thanks.
Father: Yeah, anyway you're stupid little fans are asking for more so get off your arse and go write some more.
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I agree with your father on that last point. Also, I am currently getting drunk in your honour (or at least that is my excuse).
Get updatin'!
Wow, you're dad managed to compliment and bash you at the same time. He's good.
Reminds me of the insult wars I get into with my father, good times good times.
Sometimes I have difficulty distinguishing if your father is saying this in jest or is srs, or if you're just making this up.
oooooh god
how the fuck did he even find it anyway
shiiiit
To be fair, I imagine it's only awkward for you.
Your father sounds like he's getting a kick out of it.
Y'all better do what your father says
...definitely not including himself in that stupid little fans, nosirrebob.
259232 This ^^
Looks like dads always know best. Even when they don't.
259241 No, he really says this and at this point in life I never know when he's serious or joking. I just have no idea anymore.
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Quality parenting. I like your father.
Awww, he called us "little" ...
That has not happened to me in 25 years.
Hey, Ex-Nihilos' dad, if you're reading this: That's so cute of you, I couldn't care less.
You need to feed us some more information. How did your dad manage to track down your story? Did you actually tell him about FIM and your account? Also, he your dad a writer or English major? Where does he get off criticising your prose?
Your dad is my hero.
Hey, at least he said wasn't half bad, right? That's got to count for something.
And if you ask me, you're story is only, like, 10% bad.
Wow, I wish I had your dad. He is an epic troll.
Holy shit, you updated!
Forget Rorschach in Equestria, start working on the next chapter of Awkward Moments
Your dad's a dick
Your father confuses me
Well, could be worse. And anything in life could be better. So take that in stride, and do what ya can.