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  • 582 weeks
    Site! Why You Keep Changing?

    Wow, fimfiction has changed quite a bit since my humble beginning where I first drunkenly stepped through the door and picked up a keyboard. It's been a crazy time reading the writing here and it still captivates me to find such outstanding writers that join together to write about ponies. I can only wish to be half as good a writer as many people here. A mastery of spelling and forming sentences

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  • 594 weeks
    Potential new project preview

    Stupid idiot, what were you thinking taking in this crying, pooping, miserable little mess he thought bitterly to himself. It’s been two days since he found the little mongrel and she wouldn’t stop making noise. Always flailing her hooves around like a fool, either laughing or wailing at the top of her longs. He hadn’t managed to sleep in all that time. I’m hungry she’d cry out in

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  • 599 weeks
    To Followers, favorites, and everything in between

    Hello everyone, I guess it's been awhile since last I said anything. My abrupt return was pretty much just a sudden appearance before a disappearance. I put out a chapter, perhaps half-cocked, and went back to lurking in the shadows with the light of the computer monitor illuminating me. Rather melodramatic but hey I'm in one of those moods, and what a mood it is.

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  • 605 weeks
    The Great return

    Dressed in the rags, your wonderful neighborhood tramp Ex Nihilos welcomes you into his humble abode. What was once a wondrous apartment with furniture and wondrous cultural icons like an 'I can haz cheezburgr' posts and an Beatles poster with a coffee stain on the corner now lays barren. A homeless man sleeps in a corner and a condemned sign sits in the meager trashcan.

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  • 612 weeks
    Back from Star Wars Celebration VI

    Got to meet Anthony Daniels, Seth Green, Timothy Zahn, and attended a bunch of writer's seminars.

    Oh also spend my entire life savings on Star Wars stuff but totally worth it!

    And now back to College and writing.

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Awkward Moments: The Trilogy · 5:24pm Jul 30th, 2012

Father: So I took the time to read the first five chapters of your... story... thing.

Me: Oh God no...

Father: Shut up, I'm not done yet. So I read it and I have to say it wasn't half bad.

Me: ...I feel like you're getting my hopes up just to completely crush them.

Father: Darn you beat me to the punchline. Yeah, my verdict is going to be: you'll never amount to anything and you should be ashamed of your own prose.

Me: Gee thanks.

Father: Yeah, anyway you're stupid little fans are asking for more so get off your arse and go write some more.

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Comments ( 22 )

I agree with your father on that last point. Also, I am currently getting drunk in your honour (or at least that is my excuse).

Get updatin'!

Wow, you're dad managed to compliment and bash you at the same time. He's good.:moustache:

Reminds me of the insult wars I get into with my father, good times good times.

Sometimes I have difficulty distinguishing if your father is saying this in jest or is srs, or if you're just making this up. :rainbowlaugh:

oooooh god

how the fuck did he even find it anyway


To be fair, I imagine it's only awkward for you.
Your father sounds like he's getting a kick out of it.

Y'all better do what your father says :raritywink:

...definitely not including himself in that stupid little fans, nosirrebob.

Looks like dads always know best. Even when they don't.

259241 No, he really says this and at this point in life I never know when he's serious or joking. I just have no idea anymore.

Quality parenting. I like your father.

Awww, he called us "little" ...
That has not happened to me in 25 years. :yay:
Hey, Ex-Nihilos' dad, if you're reading this: That's so cute of you, I couldn't care less. :rainbowdetermined2:

You need to feed us some more information. How did your dad manage to track down your story? Did you actually tell him about FIM and your account? Also, he your dad a writer or English major? Where does he get off criticising your prose?

Your dad is my hero.

Hey, at least he said wasn't half bad, right? That's got to count for something.

And if you ask me, you're story is only, like, 10% bad.


Wow, I wish I had your dad. He is an epic troll.:rainbowlaugh:

Holy shit, you updated!
Forget Rorschach in Equestria, start working on the next chapter of Awkward Moments

Your dad's a dick :twilightangry2:

Well, could be worse. And anything in life could be better. So take that in stride, and do what ya can.

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