The Best of All Possible Worlds: Letter #3 from the Author

OOC:

More hot Celestia-on-Voltaire action! (If by “action” you mean “battle of the driest wit”.)

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IC:

Dear Human McPoodle,

I don’t really have anything to say about Chapter 3. I trust you to write humans accurately.

For Chapter 4, I really must take exception to your portrayal of Princess Celestia. She’s simply not like that, and for you to suggest that she was ever resentful of her subjects’ affections is, well...wrong. There are stronger words, but I won’t be the one to use them.

Also, you are referring to several subjects that are supposed to be Super Top Secret. So secret in fact that I’m not even supposed to know about them. I can’t list what they are, because then you’d know that you’re not supposed to know about them. So, how did you find out? You can either do this the easy way, by telling me straight out, or I could send a friend of mine over to ask you a few questions--she can be very persuasive. Or you could really do this the wrong way, and I’d be forced to send my other friend over for some questions--she can be very very persuasive.

Finally, that last line ("Ivan's turned the philosopher into an ass!") puzzles me. It’s a believable misconception under the circumstances, but from the way you phrased it, it almost looks like a punch line. I guess I will never understand human humor.

Sincerely,

--T[smudge] [smudge]kle The Anonymous Author

This was followed by the following in a different writing style than the above:

P.S. She just doesn’t get English puns. I liked it, tho.

P.P.S. Why’s she anonymous again?

I suspect that the author’s letters are more amusing to you than the failed attempts at wit that are my replies. Let me know if you actually want to see those.

Comments

[Themaskedferret]

I was greatly enjoying seeing the back and forth between the two of you. Please bring them back?

[BronyofMeddlers]

It's Twilight. , However I can tell this is a person who is using the name 'Twilight' and simply being a critic, while being funny at the same time, or I'm making assumptions.