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2012

L&BBOJ: Frisky Fillies / Ask me anything! · 2:05pm Jul 26th, 2012

The sequel to Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs is up!

Since I've been getting so many new people watching me so quickly, I thought I really should add some content to my bio page. I'm going to need your help to find out what people want to know about me; so on this blog post, feel free to ask me anything! (Check comments before posting to make sure I haven't already answered your question.) Thanks for your help! Let the Q&A session begin!

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Comments ( 47 )

Is Atomic Faith and his family just a caricature or do you really know anyone like that?

you seem to have experience in the area of sexual comedy and puns
you hidin somethin?

251267
No, they're just caricatures of a bigoted family. All the people I know are awesome, like you! :twilightsmile:

Random question: Tell us about your avatar! :V

251276

Oh, good. I don't have to offer my condolences. :derpytongue2:

251268
I'm not a professional comedian, or anything like that. I'm not a professional anything at the moment. Are you hiring? :pinkiesad2:

Where do you get your inspiration from, for you are an awesome writer.

251280
I'm often mistaken for American actor Patrick Wilson.
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The truth is, we just look very similar. :trollestia:

Just kidding! Actually, my avatar is a ponified version of a scene from the movie Insidious. (That isn't really me in the photo.) :raritywink:
Hope that helps!

What is your usual writing process? Do you first write down where the story will lead to and then just strart writing chapter by chapter or is it all way more coördinated then we might think?

You should totally write an OctaScratch story.

WWWWWHAT, is your name?
WWWWWHAT, is your quest?
WWWWWHAT, is your favorite color?

251328

Urgh, I already have like 5 great OctaScratch stories on my "Must Read Whenever I Have The TIme" list. Bronystories is a great author, so if he writes an OctaScratch story, I'm probably going to add it the list, which is already too full.

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Writing inspirations? I love old time radio comedies. Shows like Duffy's Tavern, Fibber McGee and Molly, The Fred Allen Show and The Jack Benny Show are all great. Many of these shows can be listened to for free on sites such as dumb.com and otr.net.

If you want to see where most of my humor comes from, check out these classic masters of comedy; especially Duffy's Tavern and The Jack Benny Show. I listened to them all the time growing up. I'll turn 113-years-old next year, making me the world's oldest living brony. :trollestia: (Everything except for the previous sentence is completely true.)

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That explains the humor, for I have listened to some of those before (I had a history teacher that would put on old radio comedies if the class behaved). Will probably be looking at those sites when I get a chance, thanks for the info:twilightsmile:.

Also, I must agree with 251328 that you should write a dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_O_O.png *dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png fic, it would be interesting to see your take on my favorite ship.

And one last thing, just in case I haven't said ti yet/enough, L&BBOJ is the best dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png *dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png fic that I've read, not that I've read many.

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I tend to break it up by chapters. Sometimes I start with an ending in mind. For example, when I started writing Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs, I knew they were going to get fired after a parody of the I Love Lucy chocolate factory scene (In retrospect, maybe I should have seen that preemptively forced Mature-rating coming.) :twilightblush:

Other aspects of my stories aren't planned out ahead of time, but are born from the process of writing. For example, the protestors were not in my original drafts of the story. They barged into my thought process as I was writing, so I gave them three chapters to play with. Originally Coldheart was just going to reprimand Lyra and Bon Bon and that would've been the end of it. The inclusion of the protestors allowed me to touch on more sensitive topics that wouldn't have been possible otherwise. :unsuresweetie:

The bottom line is, I don't think you need to have everything figured out to start writing. Sometimes all you have is an ending in mind and the struggle is figuring out how you get there, like in L&BBOJ. With other stories I've written, like Taming of the Screw, it starts with the premise and I write the first chapter, having no idea where the story will go from there. :rainbowderp:

As for notes, some writers like to have detailed notes. I'm more a stream of conciseness type of writer. For example, I've included below my notes for Berry Pinch's epilogue scene:

Epilouge.
Berry Pinch Pokey Pierce Berry Punch.
searches through the records. Berry Punch. Punch Pinch and Pierce Violent names, but Berry was sure they'd make the nicest family.
No photo. Walked out in the hall. "Thanks for stopping in Pokey, we always appreciate your business."
Found out Pokey worked in child care services. He's great with foals! He works with them! I'm sure he'll love me and mom!
Pinchy saw her biological father for the first time. Strong unicorn. She didn't call out to him right away. Stared. So happy. "Ready to go, Caramel?"
A honey-colored stallion trotted up, kissed Pokey on the lips.Held the kiss for a moment. Berry Suddenly realized her future holiday dinners with family would be very unique.

Those are all the notes I had going in to write Berry Pinch's portion of the epilogue. I just write down the feeling I want to convey or some sentences I want to make sure are included in some fashion. I hope this gives you an idea of how I approach writing. :twilightsmile:

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I've been thinking about it; but to be honest, Vinyl Scratch has never appealed to me that much as a character. (Please don't hate me! :fluttershyouch:)

I am intrigued by potential Octavia stories though.... I understand she may play a larger role opposite a fabulous unicorn in season 3. :raritywink: Maybe I'll have to watch that episode and see where things go from there...

Writing a Vinyl Scratch story isn't completely out of the question, but I find Octavia far more interesting. :duck:

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Fluttershy is my waifu. She's so moe.
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I'd prefer to not answer anything else that's too personal. If you wrote 120 Days of Blueblood, you'd want to keep a fair bit of anonymity, too.

Thanks for the questions, though! I always appreciate your comments! :yay:

Hmm I perhaps got 1 more question which I have been wondering for a little while now. Do people such as yourself start with writing everything down on paper or do you just browse on this site and start writing?

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I've been a brony since June 2011, but I didn't start an account on FIMfiction.net until I reached my one year mark in the fandom. Before then I never imagined I would ever write fanfiction.

I started writing because I had ideas in my head for stories, but no one else was writing them, probably because most people are too decent to write such filth. As soon as I saw Rarity's parents for the first time, I thought to myself, "Aw yeah. I can't wait to see a story where Rarity and Twilight Sparkle's parents have a swingers party with Mr. and Mrs. Cake!"

I waited and waited, but no one ever wrote it. "The parents need some love, too!" I thought. Eventually, I knew that if this story was going to be written, then I would have to write it.

You may have noticed that I have a soft spot for the underdeveloped characters in the fandom. While others write about the mane six, I write stories about Twilight and Rarity's parents, the Cakes, Prince Blueblood, Screw Loose and Screwball! As time has gone on, I've dabbled with more popular ponies, but my favorites will always be the undervalued background characters.

251550 I get both of the jokes! :pinkiehappy:

I'm always interested in what people like to do outside of the fandoms. Like hobbies, music tastes, books you read, movies you watch, stuff like that.

251376
Blue! No wait, red! Aaaaaaiiiiieeee!

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Some of us are readers and some of us are writers. The site needs both; but for me, it's difficult to be both. I rarely read any fanfics anymore unless someone specifically asks me to read theres and I'll only get around to it when I have time to spare.

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"outside of the fandom?" :rainbowderp:
"What is this 'outside of the fandom' you speak of?":rainbowhuh:

Just kidding! Actually, I'm kind of boring. I don't go to movies or play video games. I don't listen to music all that much. I like Michael Jackson and the Beatles; does that count?

Well, are you going to do writing on your other stories in midst of 'Odd Jobs II'?
And also, how about Doctor (W)Hooves x Nurse Redheart story?
For God's sake; doctor and nurse! How come this is so overlooked?!

Hello sir,

I was reading your "Taming of the Screw" the other day and chanced by the comments section.
At some point you mentioned that you had gotten out to do some research on how rape victims respond at different stages of their life to the trauma, so I was wondering exactly how much outside work goes into your stories? For the most part I always just sort of assumed that you liked to challenge yourself as a writer and that's why you have such a wide plethora of subjects as story ideas (Odd Jobs is pretty sweet and somewhat philosophical, 120 days of Blueblood is friggin' dark and frankly nihilistic, and TotS is... interesting) so I have to ask,

Do you tend to write on subjects that merely pique your interest? Do they actually represent some of your irl fetishes, or are you merely trying to write outside of your comfort zone? How much research goes into writing? Do you consider requests?

By the way, totally not doing a silly readthrough of Pin the Tail on the Griffon. :ajsmug:

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I do want to work on my long-running stories like Adventures of a Teenage Foalsitter, Taming of the Screw and 120 Days of Blueblood, but I feel that you also need to give the people what they want. A majority of my readers found me through reading Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs, so of course its popularity entitles it to a sequel. I need to be in the right mood to write certain stories, and right now I'm motivated to continue Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs II: Frisky Fillies.

"And also, how about Doctor (W)Hooves x Nurse Redheart story? ...How come this is so overlooked?!"

I like the way you think! :raritywink: I'm probably not going to write it myself, as I'm not a Doctor Who fan and never felt inspired to write a Doctor Hooves story; but it's still a good idea!

251634
Just cause I'm thinking of doing one myself :rainbowlaugh:

1.Do you have a favorite pairing,if you do which is it?
2.Sorry about this question....Do you read any clop?

251631
I start writing and do research as I go. I like my stories to be as accurate as possible. This has led to some bizarre Google searches.

"Medieval torture devices" :pinkiecrazy:
"Effects of electroshock therapy" :raritycry:
"Sperm donor records" :twilightoops:
"I Love Lucy chocolate factory scene" :pinkiehappy:

As far as requests go, if I think it's a good premise, I'll run with it; but creatively-speaking, I have a lot on my plate at the moment already; but if anyone has any ideas for a story that they think I should write, or want to write it themselves, just private message me. I'd love to offer some suggestions.

"By the way, totally not doing a silly readthrough of Pin the Tail on the Griffon."
Aw, why not? :pinkiesad2:
The cumfetti party cannon wasn't silly enough for you? :pinkiecrazy:

251731

Silly filly, I've already got the first two chapters.
Expect those out within the week.
Incrementally, I mean.

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1.Do you have a favorite pairing,if you do which is it?
Twilight's Parents (DazzleXOrion) The way I see it, without them bumping uglies, Twilight Sparkle would never have been born and Nightmare Moon would've ended up taking over Equestria.

2.Sorry about this question....Do you read any clop?
:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: ...Maybe? :rainbowkiss:
I'm not gonna' lie. I've always enjoyed a good insestual story.
Twilight Sparkle X Shining Armor FTW! :twilightblush:

251738

You're seriously doing it?! :rainbowderp:
You just made my day! :rainbowkiss:

I will say, having listened to several different people attempting to read funny fanfics, I'll always preferred the ones who can keep a straight face, as opposed to those who crack up laughing with every other line. I suppose it's a testament to the writer. I guess as the writer, it would be a nice ego boost to know a reader can't make it through the story without laughing; but as a general rule, when telling a joke or reading a humorous story, the humor shines out more clearly against the backdrop of a somber presentation.

Well, that's my two cents for all you aspiring fanfic readers out there! Atylonisus, you're doing great work! Keep it up!

251283
I wish I could pay you for stories! :fluttercry:

251569
THIS is why I love you. :heart:

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1.That could be the......smartest pairing and i've never thought about it,DazzleXOrion FTW
2.OMG you like Twilight SparkleXShining Armor too:pinkiehappy: uuuuum i mean gross:twilightblush:

Favorite background pony? I should come as no surprise: A tie between Lyra and Bon Bon! I swear, those two need their own spin off show. :fluttershysad:

Favorite member of the mane six is Fluttershy.
251550

And my favorite filly is Sweetie Bot. "CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION PROGRAM!"

251283
noooo......
but the street corners are! go! be lewd in public!

252050
Why go all the way out there, when I can stay in my home and be lewd in air-conditioned comfort? Also, there might be a job lined up in my future! Lyra and Bon Bon inspired me to become a phone sex operator! Wish me luck! :rainbowdetermined2:
But seriously, don't worry about me. I have a couple job prospects down the line. :rainbowkiss:
It shouldn't take away from my writing time... I hope. :rainbowderp:

Is this still open? Can I ask two questions?

I know you said you didn't like octascratch much, but would you do something like octavia x somepony else? I like octy a lot too :3

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Why stop now? :moustache:
But seriously, yes please. Feel free to ask me anything.

254861
Octavia could definitely find a place somewhere down the line... I just need the right story.

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