And a sample... · 4:31am Jun 18th, 2015
"Poko, your majesty?"
Yeah, I can see you smiling. You've heard the stories, and you know where this is going. Poko is not a drink you should give to someone who does not know what he's in for. It is something that should have a warning label, one that shrieks out, 'DO NOT DRINK THIS S***, EVER! EVER EVER EVER!!!' every thirty seconds. Poko is a drink that is too strong for alicorns and adult dragons to drink more than a thimble full without becoming thoroughly plastered. To drink poko is to have a night that you will never remember...
To give you an idea of just how potent poko is, perhaps Otaku terms would be best: Hard liquor is like Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z. Poko is motherf***ng Beerus. Yes, that's right, poko is the Beerus of beers.
In the war against Sobriety, poko is the Atomic Jager Bomb.
"Sure," I said, taking the large mug from Pinkie Pie. Certain in my masculinity, I drank the entire thing in one go.
I think we all know where this is headed. 
This looks like an excerpt from "Who Is This Lord Tirek You Speak Of?" Or is he looking at different timelines now?
Ah, more Poko shenanigans.
Though I have to admit, I didn't really question it too much in Who Is This Lord Tirek You Speak Of, I'm quite curious as to where this Poko originated from.
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Poko is one of those things that cannot be confined to a single reality.
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Meh, just got confused when it said that he got it from Pinkie Pie.
Oh lawdy, the return of Poko. It f'd up Tirek, and will now do so to an alicorn Sombra. This can only end in tears (from laughing one's internal organs out).
Also, as a bit of a teaser, the story that inspired this tale (1000 Virgin Mares) will be updating sometime in the near future. While I cannot tell ya WHAT will happen (and I can since I am an editor for it) needless to say the Joker would be happy as it will "Put a smile on that face!"
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Coming to theaters this June...
POKO 2: THE RETURN OF POKO
Take a tuft of cloud, a bright rainbow's glow, stir with a pegasus feather, fast, not slow.
Then, you add about thirty different forms of hard liquor, the drool of a bugbear, and the tears of a manticore. If it turns black, then you have poko. If it turns red... RUN!!!
Serve it to ponies who aren't in the know.
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Take a tuft of cloud, a bright rainbow's glow, stir with a pegasus feather, fast, not slow.
Then, you add about thirty different forms of hard liquor, the drool of a bugbear, and the tears of a manticore. If it turns black, then you have poko. If it turns red... RUN!!!
Serve it to ponies who aren't in the know.
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,,,that...is the single most awesome thing ever...WELL DONE!!! I cannot wait for next chapter...also DBZ reference REALLY works, you know your people well!
what you did there
i see it
does anyone else?
And if someone drinks it, they get Yamcha'd.
Also, Kirby could probably drink an ocean of it and not even get tipsy. He's that boss.
So you're killing off the main character with some booze. And interesting choice. I didn't see that one coming.
Oh dear Celestia. Welp, I was avoiding reading this one to catch up on the REST of my 180 story backlog, but you've forced my attention. Again. I'm never getting through that backlog with stories like this going...
Well since he already has a fiancé, let's see how far they'll go.
Oh my. This is gonna be veeeeeeeeeerrrry interesting....
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yup
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Poko: makes a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster seem like near-beer by comparison.
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He's not gonna make the mares all go buy an entire pet stores worth of puppys like the last guy is he?
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