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Lance Skyes


Once a writer, but now gone. You might see him again one day, though...

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  • 334 weeks
    Soul Searching, Soul Sister, and Soul Soldier

    Hey... it's been a while, hasn't it? Not sure how much right I have to come back here after everything I've done, but this site just kinda popped back into my mind, and I came to the realization (too little too late, in a few senses of the phrase) that I left a lot of people here with a pretty bad taste in their mouths. I... don't really have anything to remedy that, I'm afraid. I just wanted to

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    3 comments · 543 views
  • 403 weeks
    The New Episode...

    I read the description of the next episode of MLP, and I could help but think of this...

    That is to say, Starlight Glimmer just started playing Xenoblade Chronicles X.

    ...

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    1 comments · 483 views
  • 406 weeks
    Top Five Reasons My Life As I Once Knew it is Over

    Just so you know, this isn't going to be a sad, whiny, "first-world problems" blog. I'm just explaining how I'm now a far cry away from a high school student doing nothing but writing fanfiction in his free time. Anyway, on with the list...

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    2 comments · 433 views
  • 408 weeks
    The Third-Stupidest Idea I've Had This Summer

    So I've been playing and watching a lot of Metroid content lately, and my most recent endeavor was watching a playthrough of AM2R. (And bear in mind, I never actually played Metroid II myself...) Then, as I watched the final sequence where The Baby follows Samus off of SR-388, I thought about something: a fanfiction written from The Baby's

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  • 410 weeks
    Metroid Other M: The Worst $22 I've Ever Spent (A Rather Long "Short Story", then a Review)

    So, I finished Metroid Prime Trilogy a few weeks ago, and like an idiot, I didn't play a good Metroid game next. (I had my pick of the litter, too. Super, Fusion, Zero Mission, II... hell, I should have just replayed the Metroid stage of Kirby's Dreamland 3!) It started while I was at the flea market just a couple days after beating Corruption. I was armed with about $50 and looking for a new

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Jun
8th
2015

If you're allowed to murder me, I should be allowed to take a shortcut. · 6:36pm Jun 8th, 2015

This is easily the hardest star in the whole game.
I mean seriously, though. If I wanted the kind of bull Big Penguin pulls on some of these curves, I'd play F-Zero X. (Which I have.)
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I don't know why I posted this. It was on my mind, I came up with that title, and I was thinking "What the hell? Give the people a little laugh."

Comments ( 2 )

This is easily the hardest star in the whole game.

Really? There are stars that are a lot harder than that one.

3132730 Well that's how I felt at the moment, after I'd died 30-something times, most of which were due to BP pushing me.

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