Fimmyversary... · 9:39am May 6th, 2015
One year ago today, I decided that I would try to make a FiMFiction account. I had an idea for and MLP:FiM fanfic, so I wanted to see what people thought of my writing.
Since then, I finished that fic, wrote fifteen more, wrote COUNTLESS Blog Posts and even gained the trust of 248 wonderful people. (Okay, 247, Nightflash never unfollowed me)
It seems. by all logic that I've had a good run. I should stop here. Quit while I'm ahead. It should be time for me to take my ball and go home.
Fuck.
That.
Noise.
Did you honestly think I'd quit now?! Did you honestly think that I could be pulled from this site or this fandom in anything other than a body bag?! Maybe you people don't understand who the fuck your dealing with!
I am not some fly-by-night brony who bails after Alicorn Twilight.
I am not some asshole who fakes rape or cancer just to get some attention.
I am not some two bit clopfic writer who has nothing on his mind but sex. (Not yelling at Clop in general here, just BAD clop.)
I am the seat at the Head of the Knights in Rusty Armor. I am the keeper of the Lynchpins of the Multiverse. I am the creator of the first Alicorn king.
I AM THE LIGHT!!
And I want it known that I wasn't that when I first came here. It was you guys who made me. In every sense of the word. You guys saved me from the worst slump of my life and I can't thank you all enough. The fact that I managed to get to talk to so many wonderful bronies is such a privilege. Thank you so much.
I intend to thank you even more in the coming year.
I've got an awesome thing planned for today. I've got an awesome thing planned for the next thousand days! And I swear, you will not be disappointed. More Doctor Whooves! More Tapper/Torch! More New Adventures! More gratuitous blogging!
I'm going to leave this off with a warning.
To any troll. To any hater. To anyone who would insult my friends. To any shadow of defeat.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Light when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
God I wish I was actually as badass as I acted in this post.
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternatively: "Just who the hell do you think I am!?"
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Maybe it's because I was something of a latecomer to the fandom, but I don't think I will ever understand the negative reaction to that.
I'll certainly be looking forward to it all.
You're welcome, Light.
Ponies are something you can never forget.
*crowd bursts into applause * Strange that I've been on this site longer and you're more popular, but bravo light, and have a good one.
Also:
I feel like something is wrong in the numbers here.
AWN YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!
Amazing speech, Light!
And happy Fimmyversary dude!
GO LIGHT!
Gosh darnit, I missed my own Fimmyversary!
3049899 I stole the last part from Pulp Fiction...
Happy Fimmyversary! Sorry I didn't comment for a while, I've just been busy writing... and school... and that kind of stuff.
3050560 Seriously Light, I found an error in your post. Fix it to appease the Nazi in me.
3050710 Somebody followed me JUST AFTER I posted this. No joke. It was correct at the time.
3050560 BANG BANG BANG!