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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 344 weeks
    Moving On

    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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    7 comments · 740 views
  • 346 weeks
    WTF casting agency?

    So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

    However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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    4 comments · 525 views
  • 350 weeks
    "Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever

    There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

    And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

    2 comments · 385 views
  • 352 weeks
    BOLO

    For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

    1 comments · 429 views
  • 354 weeks
    what is life anymore

    what is happening

    0 comments · 335 views
May
2nd
2015

Thoughts on the new episode (S5E6: "Appleloosa's Most Wanted) · 6:35pm May 2nd, 2015

Well, I can certainly say this: "Appleloosa's Most Wanted" definitely makes me want to go back to writing Hawkeye Delicious.

Overall, I thought the episode was okay, even though Apple Bloom is really starting to get on my nerves. It's nice to see Appleloosa in the spotlight again. As for the character of Troubleshoes Clyde, he seems like your everyday misunderstood gentle giant. And, surprisingly, I can relate to him. When I was younger I made an ass of myself frequently. I was an immature, hyperactive little freak, and in some ways I still am. But it didn't earn me many friends, so I instead became a reclusive, depressed hermit. And that (obviously) didn't work.

But I found my niche when I became the mascot for Georgia State University, because the job of a mascot is pretty much just to make an ass of yourself. Not only can you basically do anything, but also no one can really hate you for it, because it's your job to act silly and entertain the crowd. So where Troublshoes channeled his clumsiness into entertainment as a rodeo clown, I channeled my hyperactivity into entertainment as a mascot. Plus he seems like such a big ol' lovable brute. Someone should ship him with Derpy.

And like I said earlier, I'm probably gonna go back to writing Hawkeye Delicious now that I've seen this episode. So there's that added bonus!

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