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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 22 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 38 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 46 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 88 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 148 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Jul
10th
2012

POG BLOST ABOUT DIRTHBAYS AND STRIVELEAMING · 7:55pm Jul 10th, 2012

So hi, first of all. I'm back in the United States again, a few shades tanner and about 350 euros lighter in the pocket. And that means that I have access to both a) a laptop, and b) actual time for writing things of a pony nature. Thought I'd start off with that.

Secondly, if you click on over to my user page and check out the date on my bio box, you'll see something a little special. That's right, you crazy rapscallions. It's my account's birthday.

Ladies, contain yourselves.

In honor of this presumably special occasion, I'm doing something even more extra-special to reward you guys for not getting all upset about that thing where I completely disappeared on you for, like, a month and a half. Just water under the bridge by now, I'm sure. Anyway, speaking of poor segways, this brings me to the third subject of this post: in about, oh, thirty seconds, I'm going to start livestreaming at this place over here, and anyone who tabs over to it will get to see (and hear) yours truly working on his next fantastic gift to the charming and, dare I say, handsome denizens of FIMFiction.Net.

Now, I won't lie, there is a catch to this. You know that gift I just mentioned? It isn't the next chapter of Harmony. Also, it's not fantastic. It's a parody HiE story where a normal guy who's just barely cognizant of FiM gets voodoo-jinxed into Equestria in the middle of having sex, and to his horror discovers he has to get it on with a pony to get back to Earth. It's not what I should be writing, and it's not really even what I totally want to be writing, but it's hijacked my mind anyway and I'm still working on it as we speak.

That's where you come in.

Seeing as the other pre-readers were completely useless at convincing me not to write this fic, I'm counting on you guys to fill in for them. My hope is that you guys will come into the livestream, get into the chat, and convince me more convincingly that I should switch over to writing more of Harmony. If you're successful, I'll keep the stream on while I do that, and my reputation/dignity will be preserved. That is your mission, should you choose to accept it.

Please, dear God in heaven, accept it.

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Now, I won't lie, there is a catch to this. You know that gift I just mentioned? It isn't the next chapter of Harmony. Also, it's not fantastic. It's a parody HiE story where a normal guy who's just barely cognizant of FiM gets voodoo-jinxed into Equestria in the middle of having sex, and to his horror discovers he has to get it on with a pony to get back to Earth. It's not what I should be writing, and it's not really even what I totally want to be writing, but it's hijacked my mind anyway and I'm still working on it as we speak.

MFW:
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Now you know how I feel.

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There are few things that can make me go "WTF" nowadays. And then you do just that with few simple words.

Now... off to your livestream to see the maddens.

Now, I won't lie, there is a catch to this. You know that gift I just mentioned? It isn't the next chapter of Harmony. Also, it's not fantastic. It's a parody HiE story where a normal guy who's just barely cognizant of FiM gets voodoo-jinxed into Equestria in the middle of having sex, and to his horror discovers he has to get it on with a pony to get back to Earth. It's not what I should be writing, and it's not really even what I totally want to be writing, but it's hijacked my mind anyway and I'm still working on it as we speak.

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... I'd read that. :twilightsheepish:

Dang, I missed it! Did they manage to convince you not to write that strange story? Honestly now i'm kinda curious about reading it...

Oh well, can't blame you for experimenting xD To that I can only say, have fun! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png

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