Well....this exists. And yes, that's an ellipses+1. Because. · 8:24pm Jan 28th, 2015
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/friendship-is-magic
Or, for the more immediate reaction: 
So, this is a thing. A quantifiable thing. And like most things, once it exists it can't un-exist.
But don't take that to mean I'm reacting all that strongly to this development.
I mean, my first thought was "Oh, I could write this thing about being disgusted/baffled/outraged/shamed..."
BUT, well, seeing as I've actually dabbled with mature content myself, mmmmm, that would be hypocritical. And worse, false. And worse still, dishonest.
And pointlessly sensationalist.
I mean, really, it's always been so very easy to see things that apparantly are A New Low For Humanity. Some people lose their faith in the species so recurrantly the whole process has become tedious.
So...really? I'm not surprised, or disgusted, or even all that wowed. We're always the subjective audience, after all. And from a more wide-lensed, economic perspective, there's a viable demand for this sort of thing which creates profitable action potential on supplying it. So of course someone, somewhere, is going to do that.
Individual sensibilities mean very little.
Save you're reactionary breathes, is what I'm humbly suggesting. Nobody has to panic or light the torches.
Now I don't think I'd ever go out of my way to acquire an inflatable anthro-Dash that doesn't even have wings How could they not even give it wings THE LAZY CHEAP FUCKERS BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THEM.
Ahem.
So, yeah. Did anyone really expect otherwise? People have already been making their own stuff for a few years now, yes? Perhaps mine is the boring, prosaic stoical perspective?
Fun question: "You're getting one of these inflatable dolls. Which character did you order?" Answer below. Add a reason as you like.
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Eh. I can dig it.
I looked at that picture for about four or five seconds. Maybe six, but no more than eight. Certainly not ten.
But... well, someone's going to be happy with that thing. Probably, assuming they don't care about the wings, which seems like a really big detail to miss because she's the fastest flyer holy shit what were they THINKING--
Ahem. I won't get one ever. Not even if they did a Maud one. I'd think about it, sure, but that's it. That is IT.
Oh, and if a Rarity one exists, I hope she's hornless. Because she might pop herself with that thing.
Well. That's... a thing.
If I ever got one
It had better be fuzzy textured
Because then I can pretend it's just another stuffed animal.
Snuggles forever.
I wonder if hasbro has set their fazers to kill over this.
Whyyyyyyyyyyy...
Something tells me that wasn't officially licensed.
Oh China, we love you just the way you are.
If I had one it would have to be Pinkie Pie because she is my favorite. That said I would never buy one as it is completely unnecessary and kind of weird me out but if i did it would have to be Pinkie.
I loled :D that head looks like lego dude head xD
Pinkie Pie for maximum awkward pool toy.