• Member Since 16th Dec, 2014
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Darles Chickens


A writer of erotic pony literature and short stories. Located near Fillydelphia. Famous works may someday include "A Sale Of Two Titties" and "David Clopperfield".

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  • 458 weeks
    Synopsis Errors

    Dear Every-Would-Be-Author:

    If you write two sentences to promote your story, and you make three mistakes within them, then I (and hopefully the majority of readers here) are not going to read your crappy piece. Why should I waste my time on something you don't even care enough about to spellcheck or get proofread?

    Note to FIMFicton:

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    0 comments · 356 views
  • 461 weeks
    BronyCon 2015

    Is anypony planning on attending BronyCon this year in Baltimare?

    I've (surprisingly) never been to any convention of any kind, and I'm very intrigued by this.

    Looking for feedback / recommendations / etc.

    1 comments · 259 views
  • 473 weeks
    Looking for good pic of Party Favor

    I'm trying to find a good picture of the new pony, Party Favor, showing him with his real cutie mark (not the =).

    But if you do an image search for "MLP Party Favor", you get a million actual MLP-themed party favors.

    2 comments · 263 views
  • 476 weeks
    Speak and Spelle

    What happens when Spike has a three-way with Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle?

    Spike x Pipsqueak = Speak

    Spike x Sweetie Belle = Spelle

    Ta daaah!

    0 comments · 247 views
  • 481 weeks
    Equestria Boys

    I've found several free generators on-line that allow you to create your own Equestria Girls female character, but I'm looking for one that would allow me to create a male character in the style of Equestria Girls. Can anypony help?

    0 comments · 372 views
Jan
23rd
2015

Urine Trouble · 10:01pm Jan 23rd, 2015

So I'm working on a short clopfic that may or may not ever see the light of day. It centers around a certain pony's predilection for getting peed on. I did a few, basic searches, and found surprisingly little material involving urophilia.

How are there not OC ponies named Golden Showers, and her trusty sidekick, Sweet Pee? Well, I guess they exist now. Together, they travel across Equestria, spraying their streams of liquid love onto like-minded ponies.

Hmmm. Maybe there's another story idea there.

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