Dear Every-Would-Be-Author:

If you write two sentences to promote your story, and you make three mistakes within them, then I (and hopefully the majority of readers here) are not going to read your crappy piece. Why should I waste my time on something you don't even care enough about to spellcheck or get proofread?

Note to FIMFicton:

There should be a way to vote on sloppy stories full of bad grammar and spelling errors. Green UPVOTES, Red DOWNVOTES, and Yellow READER-BEWARE-VOTES.

Is anypony planning on attending BronyCon this year in Baltimare?

I've (surprisingly) never been to any convention of any kind, and I'm very intrigued by this.

Looking for feedback / recommendations / etc.

I'm trying to find a good picture of the new pony, Party Favor, showing him with his real cutie mark (not the =).

But if you do an image search for "MLP Party Favor", you get a million actual MLP-themed party favors.

What happens when Spike has a three-way with Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle?

Spike x Pipsqueak = Speak

Spike x Sweetie Belle = Spelle

Ta daaah!

I've found several free generators on-line that allow you to create your own Equestria Girls female character, but I'm looking for one that would allow me to create a male character in the style of Equestria Girls. Can anypony help?

Can two pegasi copulate while in flight?
Maybe they're the originators of the Mile High Club.
Is it a rite of passage for a pegasus to have his/her first aergasm?

So I'm working on a short clopfic that may or may not ever see the light of day. It centers around a certain pony's predilection for getting peed on. I did a few, basic searches, and found surprisingly little material involving urophilia.

How are there not OC ponies named Golden Showers, and her trusty sidekick, Sweet Pee? Well, I guess they exist now. Together, they travel across Equestria, spraying their streams of liquid love onto like-minded ponies.

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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya (from The Princess Bride)

Depending on the source you check, it seems that the average life span of a horse is about 25 years. Ponies and other miniatures tend to live a bit longer, maybe 30-35 years. So if Equestrian ponies have human-like lifespans, then we need to scale up these numbers. For simplicity sake, let's pick 3x.

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So my first fanfic story, Flash Bang!, has been out there for about 48 hours now, and I'm impressed with the fact that it has over 650 views already. That's awesome. It's gotten 70 upvotes, and has been added to 28 favorites. Thanks for all that positive feedback!

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