• Member Since 16th Dec, 2014
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Darles Chickens


A writer of erotic pony literature and short stories. Located near Fillydelphia. Famous works may someday include "A Sale Of Two Titties" and "David Clopperfield".

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  • 457 weeks
    Synopsis Errors

    Dear Every-Would-Be-Author:

    If you write two sentences to promote your story, and you make three mistakes within them, then I (and hopefully the majority of readers here) are not going to read your crappy piece. Why should I waste my time on something you don't even care enough about to spellcheck or get proofread?

    Note to FIMFicton:

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    0 comments · 356 views
  • 461 weeks
    BronyCon 2015

    Is anypony planning on attending BronyCon this year in Baltimare?

    I've (surprisingly) never been to any convention of any kind, and I'm very intrigued by this.

    Looking for feedback / recommendations / etc.

    1 comments · 257 views
  • 473 weeks
    Looking for good pic of Party Favor

    I'm trying to find a good picture of the new pony, Party Favor, showing him with his real cutie mark (not the =).

    But if you do an image search for "MLP Party Favor", you get a million actual MLP-themed party favors.

    2 comments · 262 views
  • 475 weeks
    Speak and Spelle

    What happens when Spike has a three-way with Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle?

    Spike x Pipsqueak = Speak

    Spike x Sweetie Belle = Spelle

    Ta daaah!

    0 comments · 247 views
  • 481 weeks
    Equestria Boys

    I've found several free generators on-line that allow you to create your own Equestria Girls female character, but I'm looking for one that would allow me to create a male character in the style of Equestria Girls. Can anypony help?

    0 comments · 371 views
Jul
23rd
2015

Synopsis Errors · 10:30pm Jul 23rd, 2015

Dear Every-Would-Be-Author:

If you write two sentences to promote your story, and you make three mistakes within them, then I (and hopefully the majority of readers here) are not going to read your crappy piece. Why should I waste my time on something you don't even care enough about to spellcheck or get proofread?

Note to FIMFicton:

There should be a way to vote on sloppy stories full of bad grammar and spelling errors. Green UPVOTES, Red DOWNVOTES, and Yellow READER-BEWARE-VOTES.

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