Month of reading Day 22 · 12:41am Jan 23rd, 2015
Well today is the day I reach One million words will I continue to do this? Yeah I think so but maybe limit to one fic a day and make the reviews longer. Gotta admit I enjoy this!
Case study 201:It's Only Genealogy!
by Hoarse
Case study 201
Twilight Sparkle is Royalty, and Celestia is always concerned about her students success. Twilight knows that princesses need to continue their bloodline, but without experience, how great of a mate would she really make? A lesson in hooves-on Genealogy is clearly due. Oh, and a recording for the 'Royal Archive'. Little does Twilight know exactly what she's stepping into.
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I am a what I like to call a Freelance Journalist. I find the juicy stuff, no matter the personal level, and exploit it.
I'd heard of Celestia’s frustration over Princess Twilight Sparkle’s laissez faire behavior when it came to finding a suitable mate. Rightfully living up to the deviant I pride myself to be, I directed the interview in that direction. Through a bit of drink, a bit magic, and a lot of generosity, I got the story out before she knew it. To put it brief, what goes on behind castle walls should stay there. Or not.
Word Count: 3502
It was clop but a good clop so yes. Nice work.
Rating: 8 out of 10
Celestia Visits the Dead
by blazikenking
After a funeral, Celestia finds herself wondering about what happens after a pony dies. After some research and preparation (with help from Luna), she embarks on a trip to the place nopony has ever returned from. Turns out the afterlife landscape is far from what anypony could have expected.
Don't worry, Celestia lives at the end.
Word Count: 7005
That was quite interesting. The idea that death was simply the moon or sun was fun! Also I will have that Pyro song stuck in my head a good long while.
Rating: 8 out of 10
That's it that is ONE MILLION WORDS! Should I stop here? I could you know?
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Nah!
Being Chaos Malcontent
by Digodragon
Princess Celestia woke up late and on the wrong side of the bed. When you're responsible for raising the sun each morning, sleeping in is never an option. Her majesty's day continues on the wrong hoof with argumentative advisers and a misbehaving draconequus until she snaps and decides she needs an escape.
Princess Celestia finds that escape in a mysterious trap door that sits in the castle basement. A door that should not exist and defies all logical explanation. When Celestia enters the hatch, she finds herself not somewhere else, but some-who else...
Word Count: 23521
What a fun story. The idea of Celestia becoming Discord is such a fun trip! Also... Luna the ducks are trying to take you and Celestia out. I'm certain.
9.5 out of 10
Arachnophobia
by Dennis the Menace
Spiders. Oh, how I hate spiders. And yet Luna insists on keeping one as a...pet.
Word Count: 5564
Celestia i'm with you. Burn them all with flames. Big powerful hot flames...
Rating: 10 out of 10
And that is it for today Woo one million!
Congrats on the big One Mil, Foals!
That picture with Discord, and the eyes... ugh. *shivers*
Woo, one million word club. Which is far, far too many words to read in a month. So many ponywords...