Tiny Excerpt Time[Alicorn Switcheroo] · 4:08am Jan 22nd, 2015
Twilight then put her hoof on the fake Celestia’s shoulder. She jerked it away a second later, like she thought the shoulder was gonna be hot to the touch. If this is a dream, they’ll start making out right about now. Then they get in the bed with me! Pinkie grinned and kicked her hooves playfully. It was like when she was waiting for a warm cookie; she knew it was coming, she knew it was going to be sweet and gooey and it was going to get in her mouth and get all over her face.
It was going to be...it was… Why aren’t they kissing? Am I actually awake? Dang! Ah, poop! Twilight is talking and I wasn’t listening!
“...the sun has to come up all the way.” Twilight gestured at Pinkie with a hoof. “Pinkie will be fine for now, trust me.”
“If you’re sure.” The look-alike looked back at Pinkie, a small frown on her lips.
“If we don’t raise the sun, we’ll have a full blown riot on our hooves, Princess.” Twilight sighed. “Things were already getting tense out there when I arrived at the castle.”
“Yeah! Everypony at the gate was chanting ‘Twilicorn! Twilicorn! Twilicorn!’” Pinkie giggled and winced again. “Pretty soon this is going to turn into one of those special scavenger hunt parties where there isn’t a list. You just grab whatever isn’t nailed down! Those are fun parties, but I don’t think the ponies outside realize how heavy the stuff in the castle is. I mean, it’s all so big!”
Pinkie snorted and groaned in pain. “Just like Twilight! Not that I think you’re heavy, Twi.” Pinkie grin-maced. “I mean, it’s ok if you were fat. I like a mare with meat on her bones!”
“Pinkie, shut up.”
“Who doesn’t like a plump filly, really?” Pinkie groaniggled. “Besides, who am I to talk? Have you seen my flanks recently? I got the Pie family hips, that’s for sure.”
I'm working on edits before an early bedtime. I just thought I'd share a bit I thought was chuckle worthy.
Now I'm wondering if Maud has the Pie family hips as well.
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Of course she does. Her fashionable frock just looks slimming.