Woundsalt Valentine's Special? · 7:23am Jan 21st, 2015
Just prodding you all if you want it. Just a heads up if you do, Woundsalt won't be the main character. Let's just say we might get an answer to a question that haunts everyone to the core. What's the deal with the trombone?
Let me know what you think.
This is a question that I'm uniquely suited to answer. And the answer is... that you really don't want to know. The things I've seen... and done... *shudders*
2737264 Children, I want you to salute this man. He did the sacrifices that many dare not to do.
I want to know.
The trombone does indeed intrigue me. However, I'm not sure that I want to know the answer.
I know a couple trombonists. Let's just say that I've things no person should ever have to see.
2737602 And you're just a friend of some trombonists. What kind of shit did they see?
2737609 Well, considering the last time I saw them, one had gouged his own eyes out, while the other was a gibbering mess on his way to the mental hospital, I don't want to know.