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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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Jan
7th
2015

Stuff · 11:25pm Jan 7th, 2015

So my computer isn't back yet. It sucks, but it'll happen soon. A couple days or so. I'm writing this on the family computer. Right next to the TV where things are playing. So I can't do much. But I can do announcements and random stuff. I'm going to do another review.

FIW vs MAS

Anyhoo, I've just been hanging out. Far Cry 4 was awesome, so I'm going after GTA V next. I'm also headed back to school later this week, so there's that. But really, I'm hoping that I can still do a lot of writing. Really going to get that Fluttershy fic out. I really want to get my computer back.

Also I'm going to do the new EQD prompt. This one. Basically you have to update and give new spins on classic stories: Fallout: Equestria, Cupcakes, My Little Dashie, Past Sins, and Anthropology. So my question is: which one do you want me to do? I was thinking either Cupcakes or MLD. I haven't read FO:E, so I don't know if I could do that one. Anyhoo, read the prompt and tell me what you think I could do.

Now let's talk about bowling.

I went bowling last night. Was fun. Stop here if you don't want to hear how odd my family is. Basically, we came up with a lot of odd bowling terms beyond "turkey" and "spare" and whatever. I want to share them with you because... why not?

The spares in a row: Furkey

Four spares: Feagle

Three ten pins knocked down in a row (Ex: strike, spare, strike): Tofu Turkey

A split: uprights.

A split where the ball goes straight through and you get no points: Icing the kicker

A split where you manage some points: "Pratering"

A split that goes wide left: "Cundiffing"

A split that goes wide right: "Norwooding"

Just the five pin left: Five pin flip off

It's the bowling pins flipping you off.

Only hitting one pin on the very end: clipping the pinky toe.

A pin circling around another one and failing to knock it down: bullet time.

Why do I bring all of this up? No reason, I guess. I'm bored. And in case you're wondering why I can't just write since I have this computer, well, I can't write with distractions, and my family is watching The Nostalgia Critic. It took me about an hour to write this.

Heh.

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Comments ( 10 )

Hm.... I think the Cupcakes one is more like you. No offense but you ROCK when it comes to Serial Killer Mane 6 stories. But if you want to do the MLD one then go ahead. Either way? I'm excited for both.

FIW vs MAS

aw man you can't just tease me

FIW vs MAS

So UFP does not even rate, huh? That is sad. Ultra Fast Pony is awesome and has done something neither Witchcraft nor Mentally Advanced has done. An episode for every episode from season one through three. And what better way to prove my point than with a compilation episode.

Crap your entering that contest too? I guess do Cupcakes since you already did a My Little Dashie fic.

Wow... That was the very first "Nostalgia Critic" episode I've ever shut off before it finished playing. :pinkiesick:

2712725 So you haven't seen his Foodfight review, then. How far did you get?

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I finally gave up on it just a little after the bit with the red-glowing-eyed orphans.
It's just a personal quirk I have, I'll admit. Lots of stuff most other people think is hilarious--just sits wrong with my gut. The idea that something can be "so bad that it's good" doesn't seem to work for me, and hey, why subject myself to unnecessary pain?

2713030 He's not saying that it's so bad it's good. Quite the opposite. He's just making jokes about how bad it is. Not saying that it has any quality. I think you should stick with it, personally.

2713038
Naahhh... If I see a pile of dog droppings on the sidewalk in front of me, I step around it.

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