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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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Dec
11th
2014

Well I'm Alive · 5:14pm Dec 11th, 2014

Last night was kinda a messed up night, considering I got really drunk with some college friends and then later got lost in a nearby national forest by myself and ended spending most of the night there, and it was cold but thankfully not that cold. I even fell into a pond, so I honestly feel kinda lucky to be alive. I eventually found my way out though and I'm fine now. I'm not sure what was going through my head when I decided to go on a drunk night hike in unfamiliar woods... but I'm definitely not doing that again.

'Twas not my brightest moment, and I apologize to anyone who may have worried about my drunk banter.

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Comments ( 39 )

I'm pretty sure that this is the second time you've done this exact same thing

2646996 yeah lol. I did something similar a while back and apparently didn't learn my lesson then.

2647017
Yeah. You were texting me the entire time haha

I'm not sure what was going through my head when I decided to go on a drunk night hike in unfamiliar woods.

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2649380 Yes! The best part is that it's December.

2649409
Not if you live in Australia. :rainbowkiss:

Er, I mean, yes, it's still December there, but it's summer.

2649422 Lol who actually lives in Australia.

I LIVE IN ANTARCTICA

2649435
It's summer in Antarctica. :ajsmug:

2649443 That is true. It's daytime 24/7 in that mothafucka. Oh to be a penguin...

Good, we were worried about you!

2653815
I stayed up to nearly 2:00 to tell people about you, I told six of your friends and would have told more if I wasn't separate from my computer for hours to do finals. I wrote a blog post to raise awareness, and all the other people at Anti-Depression Ponies? They viciously sought out ways to make sure you didn't die!

2653883 I didn't get shit from anyone, so....

2653921
What?! People must have been ignoring my posts...

2653931 Big surprise. Nobody cares

2653954 I'm sure a lot of people care. However, there might have been something preventing them from proving that. I know midterms/finals are taking up a bunch of people's time right now. (Those time-thieves! I want to read and talk to friends!:raritydespair:)

2660405 Yeah college finals are taking up a lot of my time right now too lol. But I'm still trying to talk to people as much as I can. :ajsmug:

2660405 And I'm still pretty sure not too many people care though anyway...

2660413 Yeah, same here. I think I'm one of the only people that go through and read every single blog in my feed. Even when I have over a thousand. I don't always comment, but I lurk a lot.



2660417 So what? As long as you have someone that truly cares for you, truly loves you (whether romantically or not), you have someone to live for. That one person makes all the difference. One is truly better than none. And I can most definitely assure you that you have more than one.

2660447 Nah, I don't. I'm way too messed up right now to have any romantic interests. I don't even try...

2660464 You can have a totally non-romantic, platonic love. That's not the point. The point is that as long as you have at least that one friend that cares about you, cares about what happens to you, you have something to live for. Someone to live for.

2660479 Nah, everyone hates me. Here and in real life.

2660492 Nuh uh. What about the guy who commented before me, Valeyard Grant, who stayed up and spread the word to help you? That doesn't seem like hatred to me.

And also, I don't hate you. You seem like a pretty cool person.

There will always be that one person, somewhere, who would be there for you no matter what.

2660559 Me? A cool person? Lol... Maybe in high school in my jock days. But these days... Nah. Trust me basically everyone here hates me and my stories. I've even got hatemail about how much I suck.

And that guy was just doing it out of pity.

2660578 Yeah, you. It's my opinion, anyhow, and if you got hatemail it means that those people are snobby, imbecilic, jealous idiots.

2660599 Jealous of what ? lol

2660605 You... ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.:pinkiecrazy:

2660612 What would they be jealous of? My stories have been featured in the past just because everyone wanted to ridicule them.

2660616 I find that hard to believe. And,, honestly, I don't know you enough to point out many points.

2660641 If I knew, you I could pinpoint exact things. For now, I can say that you're nice, and you seem fun to be around.

2660647 Lol you really clearly don't know me then. Where did you get that idea?

2660708 From talking to you.

And anyways, I looked at your stories. You've got hundreds of likes, barely any dislikes. I don't think that's ridicule.

2660758 Even one with over a thousand likes, I'm aware. There was a time that I was fairly popular on this site. Not anymore though.

How did you even find me? lol.

2660763 ADP group... right at the peak of my workload, so I couldn't comment then, but now everything's slowing down for midterms. And I also realized that one of your stories is in my favorites.

2660788 Oh, coolio. Yeah I know that midterm feeling. I have another college final tomorrow, and I probably shouldn't be on here so much right now lol...

Which story if you don't mind me asking?

2660794 Yeah... I have my science exam tomorrow, Algebra on Friday, and I really have to study but studying is just sooooo boring.


I think it was the Wikipedia one... or maybe the one about Applejack doing math. Not really sure.

2660864 Yeah it's probably one of those, since those are my two most popular...

And yeah, exams suck. Super duper boring.

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