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  • 2 weeks
    Be still, sad heart! and cease repining; Behind the clouds is the sun still shining.

    You probably know how this sort of thing goes. There you are, mowing your grass on a day that can't decide whether to shine or drizzle on you, a few years and counting into your non-writing streak. Whatever thoughts you're having are at the expense of your lawnmower picking a fight with every passing tuffet and losing.

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  • 14 weeks
    Tyomnaya strana

    Just as alicorns descend upon parched wastelands bearing storms and seeds, so too do kindly translators upon my horsewords. Dark Country's received a Russian translation by the kind efforts of

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  • 33 weeks
    Stellarum voces

    A jolly update for folk who like either fanfic readings or The Motion of the Stars, and a downright rapturous one for folk who like both. My name is R has brought their vocal talent to bear on the story, complete with images and background music to help

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  • 86 weeks
    On Brains

    A nice breezy dialogue to ease in with:

    CARABAS’ COMMON SENSE: So, a hypothetical conservation for you.
    CARABAS: Two lines in and we’ve already got fictional discourse nested in the initial fictional discourse. Gosh, I must just love to live dangerously.

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  • 99 weeks
    Amber in need

    Amber Spark, accomplished word-smith and all-round sterling soul, could use some aid.

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Nov
25th
2014

It's a hard life being a writer. Really. · 1:44am Nov 25th, 2014

Me: Alright, several things to try and juggle here. First things first, I'm committed to that new time travel story I've planned out. Twilight and future-assassins and comedy romps all round. Maybe I'll even come with a title for it before the next glacial aeon, once I can get the opening chapter the way I want it. Something's just not clicking in it just now.
My Scumbag Brain: Mm hmm.
Me: I'll see if I can't work my way through that as quickly as I can while it's got my attention. The Devil's Details needs its new chapter sequences. Fun, and by fun, I mean 'horrible things happen to the protagonists while I laugh' things happen there. It's all planned. I have plans, honest.
My Scumbag Brain: I believe you.
Me: And I've promised that Moonlight Palaver sequel as well. I've got the broad strokes down, but it's the wee stuff that makes the difference. Keep the old, comfortably-sized cast, or mix in new folk? Which new folk, if so? How much madcapness befitting Discord can sit nicely amidst all the dry snark and rising tensions? These things take thought, you know. People seemed to like the original, and there might be those nasty expectations things riding on me.
My Scumbag Brain: No mean schedule.
Me: Indeed.
My Scumbag Brain: You know what you need?
Me: What?
My Scumbag Brain: A new story idea for a dark oneshot. Fun themes and symbols and characters for all the family contained therein! Certain beloved characters kicking all manner of flank! Plots and conclaves and war and action and -!
Me: ...FUUUUUUUU-

So. Yeah. Aaargh. Expect the latter followed by the earlier options some time this epoch. I might even write a blog absent any script format then as well. A man can dream.

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Comments ( 6 )

Your scumbag brain isn't telling you to go look at pictures of cats Sunset Shimmer and/or play every video game imaginable?

What kind of scumbag brain do you have? I feel like you got ripped-off.

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Sir, I would like to propose a scumbag brain-swap. Name your price. Anything within or just teetering on the edge of reason.

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"Pain, show us on the doll where the man felt you."

An octopus-like number of limbs and the ability to properly split attention. That's what we need.

Hm, On the other hand, surely it would suck to have no inspiration whatsoever?

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There's a silver lining, I suppose.

2616026 Also the fact that I suspect folks will be delighted to hear you're writing. I know I am. :rainbowkiss:

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