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Alcatraz


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  • 61 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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  • 68 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 109 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 116 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 119 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Nov
6th
2014

Run down of WIP's and further chapters. · 1:08am Nov 6th, 2014

When events change as far as my writing goes, it behooves me to inform my followers of such a thing.

Lets begin.

First off, I'm still waiting for my editor to get around to finishing the chapter of Promise Of Her Life. After that, I'm gonna be working on a clopfic commissioned by TheBobulator (he's gonna put my OC in his story :D). After that, I was PMd by the same dude whom originally commissioned Friendship Lessons, asking me if I wouldn't mind writing a "Bonus Chapter".

After those two, entirely depending on how things go and how lazy I feel, there's a third commission someone brought to my attention. After those three things, which will take fuck knows how long, I'll be putting my efforts into writing the fifth chapter of A Nightmare Come To Life.

So yeah, that's the low-down of my writing plans and whatnot.

On a side note, is there anyone that would like me to delve into the world of TF2 and explain a few tactics and so on that I've learned and what load-outs and weapons work in what circumstances?

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Yay, clop!

Although for TF2:
Scout vanilla 2gud.
Soldier: vanilla 2gud. Pack backpack if you believe in your team.
Pyro: Why would you play pyro? Vanilla. Flare gun if you feel lucky.
Demoman: Vanilla op.
Heavy: Bring lunch. Vanilla minigun op. Fists of running OP.
Engineer: Rescue ranger. Vanilla works fine.
Medic: Vanilla+Ubersaw.
Sniper: Vanilla.
Spy: Enforcer+vanilla. Or Ambassador if you're an asshole.
Boom. TLDR Vanilla op.

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I spend more time on it than I do writing >.>

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