Do People Even Read These Things? · 12:30pm Nov 4th, 2014
I don't think they do. At least not mine. Which is fine, it's an echo chamber for my gibbering insanity.
Yes, I am borderline-sociopathic in how I treat my characters, and yes, I enjoy it far too much. Why do you ask?
Anyhoo, I figured I'd give my very silly followers an update on what I'm doing in the world of horse words. In case you cared. Which you shouldn't, because even if you LIKE my horse words caring will only bring you misery. For caring leads to hype, and when associated with me will inevitably lead to disappointment a la a horsier version of Valve Time. Or the release date for Fallout 4.
Having said that, I'm working on quite a few things, though in a rather ADHD fashion:
-A one-shot involving a changeling OC. This is in the same vein as the one-shot I did for Grievousfan, which you may have seen or not, but it's attached to this blog post. I don't really care, it was written to make her collapse into hysterics and I'm happy that it did the job well. This other one is for a different artist I know, because I traded insane horse words for art because I am a cheap bastard.
-That HiE fic I rambled about. None of you are likely to see this for a while, because it's a big project and stupidly ambitious. Considering
HiE fics start from a disadvatage based on the fact that they're HiE, and thus awful by fucking default, I'd like to put some effort into making it attempt to not suck. Won't publish it until it's got at least like four solid chapters anyway, so if you're looking for madcap pone hilarity featuring some dumbass biped for once, you'll have to be patient.
-Some AppleDashLight fic. It may or may not involve clop. It really depends on how porny my horse words are feeling through the process, and how much Tchernobog continues to send out his evil mind waves convincing me to take a look at the damn thing again.
-I think I have a TaviScratch fic hidden around my hard drive somewhere. Might even have a complete chapter. Sounded pretentious, I think. Was probably pretentious. No idea if I'm ever getting around to that again.
I think that's it for projects that I at least have some level of progress on. Wasn't that a fun status update?
I mean, I could have actually had something DONE before I opened my metaphorical mouth, but that involves more fun for all of you and less for me.
Why the hell would I choose that option?
Even if I don't comment on a blog post of yours, I still read it. Just so you know.
As for trading words for art, just make sure you are getting a good exchange rate. Last I checked the market value is 1000 words per picture.
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