Written for Grievousfan.
Princess Celestia thought she had found the perfect gift for Twilight Sparkle to celebrate her coronation. Who better than Princess Luna to teach her one of the most mysterious lost arts of Equestria, Dream Magic?
Unfortunately, Celestia could do with a bit of a lesson about Dream Magic herself, as something is dredged up from the recesses of her mind. Something dark. Something terrifying.
Something pink.
i.imgur.com/ZebG2.png "Now, let's get something straight. You both are not to breathe a word of this to anypony. Are we clear?"
i.imgur.com/0lMv9.png "Are you kidding?! I can already see tomorrow's headlines! 'Rosy Rascal Renovates Royal Residence!' I was thinking of giving a personal interview; close acquaintance of the perpetrator, and all."
i.imgur.com/Wtyb9.png "Oh, what's that? You want to spend a few hundred years on a different moon? I hear Io is quite nice at this time of the solar year."
i.imgur.com/u9iJV.png "Oh, just relax. I think you've already broken Twilight. She doesn't need any more drama today."
i.imgur.com/SGKxDhn.png "So much tush. I was lucky to survive."
i.imgur.com/j4frQ.png "At least it kept her distracted. I'm sure she can deal with her post-traumatic stress later."
I wasn't prepared for this either.
You brilliant bastard.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Tee hee hee.
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That avatar makes it soooooo much better.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I have no idea what I just read... but it was GLORIOUS!
Now we just need a sequel where Princess Saturia meets Pinkie, and together throw Pinkie Pie's Patented Perfect Party for Pretty Pretty Princesses (TM)
this was the best trash-talking-tia VS monster-type-whatever fanfic I have read in a while.
thank you for my aching sides because I laughed so hard.
So, holding your breath is part of Royal Guard training?
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YOU CAN'T PROVE IT ISN'T
That was glorious.
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Personally, I’d be more worried about the effects of exposure to hard vacuum than a need to hold your breath.
Oh god... That was hilarious.
It's like a crackfic, but... less crack... so strange.
I have experienced perfection.
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Ah well, it could have been much worse...
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This is excellently excellent, although I suspect you of running lines of linseed oil.
Needs beginning " marks.
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greet her
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One of these days I'm going to crack open a few cold ones, and take a drink everytime:
1)Saturia uses a word with "ar" replacing "er".
2) Celestia yells at somepony in CAPS.
and/or
3) Every mention of candy.
I want a sequel!!!!
Hahaha! Oh, I loved all of this.
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What i'm imagining everyone is doing when reading this story.
I just
I don't
I
brain.exe has stopped responding
In all seriousness, I'm not much of a fan of fics tagged as [Random]. But this? This is a fucking work of art and I'm pretty sure it's criminal to hate it.
This was some good shit.
Luna...
It is very likely that there isn't anything, at all, in Celestia's thousands of years of existence more embarrassing than what just happened. The "I can spread your shameful secrets" defense can no longer be played.
But you can't say the same.
It might be good to keep that in mind if you keep poking at Celestia.
Hm... there actually is a way she could have been Celestia's muse--or, anti-muse, rather. When Celestia grew up and realized just how awful Saturia was, she may have completely and violently rejected the very idea of her. If she did so strongly enough, she might have subconsciously based her future development on being as unlike Saturia as conceivably possible while still being female, a pony, an alicorn, and a princess.
Alternatively, she never completely abandoned the idea of herself as an "ideal princess", but over time constantly updated her definition of what that was. Depending on how it works (or just how effective it was), Luna's muse-revealing-spell-thing might have gone all the way back to the original version of it.
God, I overthink things way too much.
were gonna need some montage music for this many quotes!!!
or mabye this one is more fitting....
For a moment I did a double take here. I guess that thing in the synopsis is completely conicidental and not a shotout to 8-verse?
As I am currently laughing too hard for the capacity to write a worthwhile response, this will hopefully suffice:
...And y'know, this is the song I was listening to while I was reading this:
I hope we get to see Saturia dating Discord.
Too many funny bits to even list.
I actually sort of want to see a sequel to this.
Pahahahahahaha!
WORDS OF TRUE BEAUTY!!!!!!!!
Send help. Cannot breathe. Dying.
Laughing too hard.
... I think I need to do whatever training those royal guards do to avoid needing to breathe.
This was brilliant. Have a moustache. And a thumb. And a star. And an eyeball.
I'ma go reread that now.
OH-EM-GOODNESS! Best Oh-See Evvarrrr! Watch me make a tracing of her, use paint dump tool to color her coat a slightly different shade of pink, and write stories where she's Celestia's long-lost sister who's best at princessing and is princess of princesses and everypony falls in love with her but she's married to my other OC, the red and black alicorn with batwings!
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Uh, didn't the narrative say he had the guards in front of her covered in gold tin foil?
I'll admit, I skipped right to the summoning.
Princess Who-Gives-A-Fuck
I do. :-( ;-;
Saturia wasn't evil. She was a child with too much power. Nothing else to it.
I feel sorry for her.
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Pft.
BAHAHAHAAHA!!!
ALL OF MY LULZ!
Have a like and a favorite. On the house. :D
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WHY DOES EVERYONE BEAT ME TO THIS ONE! WHATEVER! I'M POSTING IT AGAIN ANYWAY!
Oh Faust, My Immortal has been partially ponified...
I'm assuming at least part of the rest of the name was going to be 'Raven Way'?
Lovely story made me laugh.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY PINKEST FORM!!!?1!
And in a world first, Celestia AND Luna sat on Twilight's face but she didn't like it.
LOL LOVE IT have you thought of a sequel to this
I don't know what this was. I really don't. But it was hilarious. I. CAN. TASTE. the. pinkness. And it HURTS.
I can't believe you went as far as use her name XD
I loved this so much~
That was magnificently horrifying and hilarious. I really enjoyed your description of Celestia's imaginary friend-just imagining it was, well, ridiculous.
I laughed... hard. The image of a young Celestia being the valley-ist valley girl to ever valley is just too funny, especially when you combine it with such excessive childishness and a sense of taste that borders on color-blindness. I imagine that Luna probably has the pony-equivalent of a pensive somewhere, just filled to the brim with blackmail material.
hey were did Discord #4 go, oh he said that he was going to help luna by rewriting some run circle or other.
The first part was serious enough that i forgot what this story was about till she popped up