Twilight hides a secret. A foot-and-a-half long one at that. But when Celestia discovers this shameful truth, Twilight will learn far more about her mentor than she knew, and discover a painful past and an uncertain future.
I live. How? I do not know. Why? Impossible to discern. Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni? That is uncertain. What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?
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African or European?
All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.
Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this: