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Sir Hat


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  • 400 weeks
    Ya know what, shit's okay.

    Things are better, hindsight gives clarity, and drama may rest dead.

    18 comments · 1,785 views
  • 427 weeks
    Back down, Character conflict with replacement. Still looking.

    Read title.
    Sorry about this interruption.

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  • 427 weeks
    Voting Closed.

    Winners are Headless, Not Brainless and Fetlock. Those will see the majority of my attention for right now. Fetlock will see a full gutting and ground-up rewrite, and I'll see where Headless is at.

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  • 427 weeks
    One very quick question.

    If you can read this, please comment or message whatever story you'd most like to see get revived. The story with the most votes will be the one I choose, and then I'll start working down the list.
    Or conversely, what you'd like to see expanded or reworked.
    Ben and the Bats: 12 (Warning, I might not want to do this one. ;>>)
    Headless: 11
    Fetlock: 4
    Code Orchid: 3
    Squeeze: 2

    40 comments · 743 views
  • 436 weeks
    [no title]

    Mike: No, fuck you, I'm not dead. Everyone assumed that I'd suddenly be shitting out chapters when I said I'd write for hat. Well, Spoilers! I'm not a fast writer. I do't just magically get an idea, put it on paper and publish it as a chapter. I also do other things. I work a full time job now, I do editing for other stories, I play the fuck out of rocket league (not fallout 4

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Sep
13th
2014

Honoring the promise, have a sequel · 11:38pm Sep 13th, 2014

Joust now has a follow up, and in honor of being sick, I made it about one sick pony.

Link!
Also next fic planned. Bab X human (Hurr durr, Hat writes humans, lawl)

Babs and human mate go camping. And Babs discovers a peculiar fetish.

Babs: "We're out here all alone...so far away from everypony else...."

Human: "Yeah, it's kinda nice out here."

Babs: "...You know, if you raped me, nopony would hear it...."

Human: "...Wait, what--"

Babs: "And if I did scream, you'd have to put something in my mouth, to keep me quiet. Something big...."

Human: "Babs...what the fuck?"

Babs: "...Well I'm gonna go to bed. Probably shouldn't mention this, but the zipper on my tent is broken...I couldn't keep anypony out even if I wanted to...."

Human: "...This is one fucked up conversation, and one conflicted arousament!"

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Comments ( 15 )

I don't know if I should be aroused or scared of this upcoming fic....hell I'll be both!

Why do I see most clopfics like this as comedy? (Probably because i don't clop)

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No...probably because I don't make just porn. It's always a story, with porn.

And the comedy value of that bombshell of "You could rape me...." Is going to be fantastic.

2453124
I know, seems hilarious already.

Okay, seriously. Why are you making so many separate new stories? If they're all connected, why not just make new chapters? It's kinda inconvenient...and seemingly fav-hogish.... :twilightblush:

Hmmm...rape fetish. I read somewhere that there's an app for that.

I'm looking forward to the new babs fic... I feel like even though it's basically a storyline clop I will just see it as another comedy... You have a strange talent in doing so.... I need it now :pinkiecrazy:

RAPE PLAY?!


MUH FETISH!!

i cant wait!!!

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Because they're technically separate. I made these so even if you just pick it up on it's own, unconnected, you could have a decent time reading.

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Eh, at least they aren't 500 words each. No, I'm not talking about poetry.

By all that is holy in the multiverse, I MUST have that Babs fic...

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neat might be fun to read.

I still can't wait for this! :D

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