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Jordanis


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  • 38 weeks
    Device Heretic

    At Everfree, helping SPark vend plushes. Come by and see, get a round pony blob, or a bat!

    Pony Feather has a booth here, and actually got ahold of device heretic to publish Eternal, which is my first great fic love on this site. I'm amazed. Gobsmacked.

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  • 142 weeks
    Shit Works, Yo

    I wasn't trying to crash-test the vaccine, but the dummy survived this time. Antigen test and PCR test (separate swabs, 3 days after exposure as recommended) both say no plague. What was the scratchy throat? Iunno. Not plague, apparently.

    3 comments · 165 views
  • 154 weeks
    A Hollow Place

    I was re-reading a fabulous story tonight-- Celestia Plays Dice with the Universe, by the inimitable and wonderful Cynewulf, who I have been privileged to call a friend.

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    3 comments · 265 views
  • 174 weeks
    An Oregon Christmas Carol

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    Just likes the ones I've always known
    Where the pavement glistens
    And children listen
    To songs that promise Christmas snow

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    As all my days pass in a storm
    May your days be happy and charmed
    And may all your Christmases be warm

    6 comments · 158 views
  • 202 weeks
    Alicornization

    This one is JediMasterEd's fault.

    Psychic spies in chitin try to steal your mind's elation
    And little girls across the world dream of rainbow deflagrations
    And if you stand for all of these things it's Alicornization

    It's the crown of the world and all of equine civilization

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Sep
9th
2014

Another Filk Fell Out of My Brain - A Horse Called Sunbutt Wears a Blazing Saddle · 2:46am Sep 9th, 2014

Estee has a wonderfully put-together period piece western which features and is called A Horse Called Sunbutt. theRedBrony made some references to Blazing Saddles in the comments on the latest chapter, and the Filker's Area of my brain was off to the races. Here's the result--the spoilers are very minor, but under tags nonetheless:

He rode a blazing saddle
Upon a shining star
His job, to offer battle
To dark gods near and far.

He conquered fear and he conquered hate,
He turned dark night into daaaaay!
He made his blazing saddle
A torch to light the way.

When Nightmare ruled the West
And fear filled the land,
A cry came in for a man with a grin
To take the West in hand.
They needed a man who was honest and true,
With kindness for all as his aim!
Then on the back of the Sun rode a man with a gun,
And Rares... was his name. Yes, Rarity was his name!

He rode a blazing saddle
Upon a shining star
His job, to offer battle
To dark gods near and far.

He conquered fear and he conquered hate,
He turned dark night into daaaaay!
He made his blazing saddle
A torch! To! Light! The waaaaaaaay!

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Comments ( 2 )

That feeling when I wish I had enough confidence to sing so I could sing this for you.:rainbowlaugh:

Now is a time of great decision
Are we to pony up or quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into s:trollestia:t.

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