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Jordanis


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  • 35 weeks
    Device Heretic

    At Everfree, helping SPark vend plushes. Come by and see, get a round pony blob, or a bat!

    Pony Feather has a booth here, and actually got ahold of device heretic to publish Eternal, which is my first great fic love on this site. I'm amazed. Gobsmacked.

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    8 comments · 76 views
  • 140 weeks
    Shit Works, Yo

    I wasn't trying to crash-test the vaccine, but the dummy survived this time. Antigen test and PCR test (separate swabs, 3 days after exposure as recommended) both say no plague. What was the scratchy throat? Iunno. Not plague, apparently.

    3 comments · 162 views
  • 152 weeks
    A Hollow Place

    I was re-reading a fabulous story tonight-- Celestia Plays Dice with the Universe, by the inimitable and wonderful Cynewulf, who I have been privileged to call a friend.

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    3 comments · 262 views
  • 172 weeks
    An Oregon Christmas Carol

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    Just likes the ones I've always known
    Where the pavement glistens
    And children listen
    To songs that promise Christmas snow

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    As all my days pass in a storm
    May your days be happy and charmed
    And may all your Christmases be warm

    6 comments · 156 views
  • 200 weeks
    Alicornization

    This one is JediMasterEd's fault.

    Psychic spies in chitin try to steal your mind's elation
    And little girls across the world dream of rainbow deflagrations
    And if you stand for all of these things it's Alicornization

    It's the crown of the world and all of equine civilization

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    5 comments · 296 views
Dec
27th
2020

An Oregon Christmas Carol · 1:10am Dec 27th, 2020

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Just likes the ones I've always known
Where the pavement glistens
And children listen
To songs that promise Christmas snow

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
As all my days pass in a storm
May your days be happy and charmed
And may all your Christmases be warm

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Comments ( 6 )

truer words have never been spoke. Silverton born and raised. you?

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Several decades of Eugene, here.

I always wanted to go somewhere with snow over Christmas, when I was little. The songs and specials did a number on my poor little brain.

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agreed. we just have to be in that perfect sweet spot where snow is next to impossible unless you're a mountain peak or mother gaia deciding to take pity on you.

and my mom, for some reason, thought it would be a good idea for us to go the Oregon Gardens... in the middle of the night... while it was pouring..... so we could do that trail of lights thing without paying. she got lucky- there was nobody there to stop us; "who in their right mind would risk a cold, dead night just for some lights?" my mom, that's who. i'm still shivering... and we did this not that long ago. not tonight, though.

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:rainbowlaugh:

That's some dedication to holiday lights right there.

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i live with christmas nuts. our roommate put up lights IMMEDIATELY AFTER Halloween. i sweat, she should move to Whoville

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