1. Member Since 22nd Apr, 2012
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Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

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  • The Last Brony Gets His Wish I'm a spiteful old man I've spent my entire life trying to fulfill my wish. The same thing every one of us wants. It's 2070. I'm the last brony alive, 82 years old. But I did it. I created the portal. And I'm jumping through. by theRedBrony 36,995 words · 13,285 views · 1,839 likes · 81 dislikes
  • Dash Eats Meat! Gilda's eating lunch at flight camp and Dash gets a little curious... by theRedBrony 1,456 words · 11,826 views · 942 likes · 54 dislikes

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  • Banishment Decree Gryphon warriors don't get fired, they get banished. by Chuckfinley 88,610 words · 7,608 views · 517 likes · 20 dislikes
  • With Teeth HiE - The tale of a man displaced through space and time. A man and his strangely alluring canines. by TritiumAge00 16,230 words · 6,603 views · 545 likes · 23 dislikes
  • A Changing Perspective Jack becomes a Changeling by accident in hopes of curing his depression. Will this do him any good? by Dragrace 83,535 words · 5,319 views · 218 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Monocles, Mischief, and Misfortune There's always more than one side to a story. But what if one is a human, and the other is a pony? by GettingOutOfHoof 10,504 words · 1,443 views · 31 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Braggart and the Bug Low-ranking changeling meets overconfident unicorn. This may not end well... by PointlessGizmo 23,159 words · 5,628 views · 367 likes · 5 dislikes
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#190 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·

:pinkiesmile: - You may or may not have a stalker, Red.

:twilightblush: - OH-HOHOHO! Oh Pinkie, you crazy... fucking asshole... ahem. I am NOT STALKING ANYONE! Red and I are engaged in a credible and friendly PM conversation, and I'm posting on his user page to merely illustrate my attentive participation! That's all!

:pinkiehappy: - So how about you explain the sheer horse lingerie and lavender-scented candles, hm?

:twilightoops: - Uh. Why, those are for Spike of course! He works hard around the castle, and I often... reward... oh no.

:moustache: - Yeah Pie dude, no joke there yo! I get ALL the mad puss-puss in these Ponyville parts, as you've probably heard! They be runnin' HARD for a piece of the l'il purple dragon dildo, you dig? Sweaty lizard elbow grease gets ALL the mares wet, lemme tell yeh! The Friendship princess especially loves my mad slave style, and I ALWAYS accomplish my tasks. Word!

:pinkiegasp: - O RLY!? LMFAO! Are you available for parties?

:facehoof: - ... fuck me, looks like I'll be writing another sexually embarrassing essay to Celestia. Shit.

:trollestia: - To be fair, I often submit Twilight's "heated" letters to the local newspapers here in Canterlot to garner a more broad and varied opinion of her exploits. It would be ignorant of me to overlook the thoughtful offerings of my little ponies regarding these personally complex notes, after all! It also makes me laugh a lot, so there's that too. I'm very old, and am in need of constant entertainment.

:fluttershysad: - I read those Canterlot columns to my animals every week. They love it! In fact, I have to mop the floor every time afterwards, sigh. I love animals. Mmm... animals.

:ajbemused: - Ah personally miss the good ol' AppleDash ships from the bygone days, to be fair. Far more dignified, and way less gross.

:rainbowhuh: - Dignified and less gross!? Like, when you'd remember to shower first?

:applejackunsure: - Shower? Shoot hun, yannow ah don't know the meaning of the word.

:rainbowderp: - Oh, so THAT'S what tasted funny ALL THE TIME. Yeesh.

:raritydespair: - I'M NEVER INCLUDED IN THESE SKITS! WHY-HY-HY-HY!?

#189 · 11w, 1d ago · · ·

Thank you for adding This Isn't War to your favorites! Feedback is always appreciated!

#188 · 23w, 2d ago · · ·

Hey. Pssst, hey.

You're awesome.

:raritywink:

#187 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·

Hey, HEY!

I am on a huge art kick right now. You want art, right? You know how much I appreciate and love you as a friend, so I ask that you get in an idea while I'm arting. STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT!

Or I could do something else for you, Red. Your choice. I am so suddenly into art right now! WOO!

:raritystarry: - Fabulo-ooous!

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