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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 49 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 122 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 139 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 140 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 150 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Sep
8th
2014

Andy, Pinkie, Sarah, Applejack, Jessica, Big Macintosh (And possibly Apple Bloom) Are going to Vegas! · 2:25pm Sep 8th, 2014

So, something occurred to me. Andy and Pinkie both need to have their bachelor and Bachelorette parties! With that in mind I began thinking about what kind of fun I could have, and suddenly Vegas came to mind. So, expect to see Applejack, Pinkie, Sarah, and Jessica enjoying Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada, and expect something similar for Andy, Big Macintosh, and Paul.

The Pink Party Pony is going to get to throw a party, in a city that was made for parties and sin. It's going to be a blast.

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Ponies in Las Vegas (especially Pinkie)? The poor, poor city. I feel sorry for it.

I know, it's going to be so much fun! I was actually going to have their parties happening in LA, but they had already been there, and besides it would be just far too much fun to watch Pinkie going into uber Party mode.

Oh. My. Faust! The Pink Party Paradox, in the City of Sin?! THE END IS NIGH! FEAR GOD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM! REPENT! REPENT! Just kidding… but man, I would pay to see Big Mac and AyJay's faces when they hit The Strip! That would be priceless!! :rainbowlaugh: I just hope Andy can keep Pinks away from the roulette wheel and blackjack tables in the casinos. Hell would break loose given Pinkie's ability to defy the Laws of Physics (and most likely, Probability.) :pinkiecrazy:

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Because I couldn't help myself... Here's a sneak peek.

(Pinkie's POV)

So many pretty lights! Fancy looking people, Shining and changing color Dance Floor, Live Band! Pretty! Fancy! Shining! Changing Color!

"YIPPPEEEE!"

"Uh, Pinkie, confound it hold on a minute! Ah ain't never been in a place like this before," Apple Jack said.

"I know, isn't it fun?!"

"Wow, I've seen pictures of Las Vegas, but this is the first time ever actually being inside of one of the hotels. This is pretty nice," Jessica said.

"Nice ain't the word Ah was looking fer. This here is mighty crowded... and why does that fellar have no shirt on? He ain't workin' in an orchard or anything," Applejack replied.

"Come on I wanna dance, and have some cake, and oooo... I wonder if they have peach cobbler?!"

"Actually, some peach cobbler sounds good. Ever since this happened I've had something of a sweet tooth," Jessica said pointing to her belly.

"You too?! Oh I bet Big Macie is excited!"

I quickly grabbed Sarah's hand and pulled her over to the dance floor. She looked at me, then at everypony else, and finally breathed out.

"I don't know this dance," she said.

"Okies, what kind of dance do you know, or like, or wanna learn?"

"I know the waltz," she replied.

I hoped over to the stage and smiled at them.

"How it is Ponygirl?" one of the members said.

"Could you do a waltz... Please?"

I did my best pout. Rarity had shown me how to do it, and it worked!

"Sure thing, Okay guys, lets play them a waltz," he said.

"Danke Schoen coming up," the guitarist said.

The music began to play and I hoped back over to Sarah. I took one of her hands, put my hand on the small of her back, and smiled at her.

"I want to see you smile."

She grinned as we glided across the floor. I saw a handsome looking colt standing there, and he walked up to us.

"May... May I have this dance?" he asked her.

"Ummm, okay," she replied.

I watched as they danced across the floor.

"That was sur a sweet thing ya did there Pinkie," Applejack said.

"She's a good filly, and she deserves to be happy. So, who's your friend?"

"Ummm... Ah don't want to talk about it," she said lowering her stetson,

"He's kind of an arrogant jerk, but he's pretty loyal, and for some reason he and AJ here have hit it off. I think that she's kind of got a thing for him," Jessica said.

"Jessica!" Applejack said in surprise.

"Oh, come on. Even Apple Bloom sees the way you two look at each other. I'm halfway expecting to hear another set of wedding bells before too long," Jessica said.

I saw AJ's cheeks blush as she looked away.

2438190 Bow-chicka-wow-wow! :raritywink:

Wait till she sees the size of those goddamn bats!

oh boy...her me we go. Long island ice teas on me!

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To Quote Mr. Jones, "Those aren't big birds, sweetheart. They're giant vampire bats."


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I have a feeling that AJ is going to end up needing something by the time the party is over.


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There's a possibility.... One that involves everyone's favorite Cowpony and a former Bruiser.

2438370 Speaking of pron, I found this and I thought you might like it.
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Something for a kinky anthro Rarity story, eh?

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It's actually a toss up which Element I want to bring in this time. I've been going through my head trying to figure out if I wanted Rarity or Twilight. I've got a really engaging story in mind for the both of them. Rarity's is a sweet story, although it sets her in a small, though dying, town. It's there that she's able to bring some business back to the town, and that her bo/stallionhelps as much as possible.

The poor soul is an employee for a Private Military Company named Mayberry. He's one of the guys that goes on rotation to guard the trains that travel across the United States. Like most of his fellow employees he's on for four months, off for four months. When he gets the advertisement for Vogonbiotech he jumps at the chance for Rarity.

Settling into the small community isn't hard for Rarity, but being alone, without John (What I plan on naming him. I've got to ask permission from fixDbayonets first though since the character I want to model him after is his main character in his wonderful story Breathtaking.) gets to be almost too much for her.

Rarity, from what I've seen on the show and read via comics and fan fictions, is a very social mare. She has bouts of wanting to be alone, but most of the time she needs to be around her friends. I'm thinking that the loneliness is going to cause a mistake. One that she's going to confide in Pinkie Pie about (I do plan on her having contact with Pinkie), and because she made Pinkie Pinkie Promise not to tell anyone all Pinkie can do is try to comfort her, and at the same time tell her that telling John is something she should do.

It just seems like it would be a good story to tell.

Damn... That makes me want to Rarity's story... Okay... I need to write up the first draft, send it over to fixDbayonets, and see if he will give me the all clear to use the character.

LF

2438442 Sounds like a plan. Anyway, the prologue is done. I just sent you the link via PM.

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I'VE SEEN THE BATS!

/Currently lives in bat country.

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I do plan on having some fun moments with them.

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One toke over the line... one toke over theeee liiiiine...

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You know... I came extremely close to considering something like that. I really did, but I decided to leave it out. Instead in the upcoming chapter there's a few interesting circumstances, and one of them may or may not require some brain bleach for the one who views it.

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