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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 52 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 125 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 142 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 143 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 153 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Sep
5th
2014

Sarah's relationship · 4:21pm Sep 5th, 2014

So, I've been going over who I wanted to pair Sarah with. Originally I considered her having a typical romance, some nice young man she met, fell in love with, and so on, but that's changed. I'm actually considering having her have a relationship with one of the ponies. That said, I've been trying to figure out who I wanted her to have a relationship with. Since Big Mac is already taken, Prince Blueblood is an arrogant ass, it starts dwindling down to who could possibly be available afterwards. then it hit me. Does it really have to be a dude? With the exception of her brother, and a few guys she's barely met from the Arcade, her experience with men has been terrible. After all her father was basically selling her to another family for a couple of cows and a bull. And Jeffy Biggin was, according to Sarah, a wife beater and martial raper.

It was at that point that I realized I had a chance, a real chance, to expand Sarah's character out. So... I'm not thinking full fledged lesbian, certainly still in the closet thanks to how she was brought up, and still trying to figure out her sexuality. She's going to need someone who's able to be there for her, and someone who could give her support. That said... I'm of a mind to put her with either a mare or a stallion. The stallions I have in mind are the following:

Thunderlane

Caramel

One of the Lunar Pegasi (Going to go with Sound Ray as his name)

Flash Sentry (Not a big fan of Flash, but I figure I could take the character, give him a slight overhaul, and make him someone to somewhat proud of)

Soarin'

Flim

and/or

Flam

The mares I have in mind are the following:

Rose Luck

Fleetfoot

Surprise

The Great and Powerful Trixie

Marble Pie

and/or

Maud Pie

I am however open to suggestions, and I'm bringing this up because as much I've enjoyed writing the character, and I have, I want to give her a chance to really blossom. So far she's been something of Andy's Maud. She's expressive, perhaps a bit more than Maud, but it's only when Andy, or Pinkie, has been the subject of ridicule that she's really become vocal. I want to give her a story where she has the chance to grow.

So... With that said... Who should she end up with, and if you have a personal suggest please list them.

Thanks,

LF

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Comments ( 7 )

Can I only imagine the panic and chaos that would ensue if Sarah hooked up with Surprise! A Pegasus Pinkie Pie clone? :pinkiegasp: BRING IT ON!

That's a vote for Surprise, and yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking too when I thought about adding her in. It would be so much fun to watch Surprise get Sarah to open up. Pinkie did a fantastic job with Andy, so it would stand to reason that Surprise could do a fabulous job with Sarah.

I was going to add Cheese Sandwich to the list, but I wasn't sure how the interaction between Pinkie and Cheese would be. I want to say it would be fine, and it should be, but I almost wonder how Andy would take it. I mean he's obviously a brony, and I'm sure that he's come across stories and fan headcannon dealing with Cheese and Pinkie.

Which could turn into an interesting set of events.

Damn it... Why didn't I add Cheese Sandwich?!

Cheese Sandwich

2430009 I support Cheese Sandwich :twilightsmile:

I vote for Maud just to see a sibling double date lol.

I think pairing her with a pony is sorta jumping the gun. She just escaped her old life. Perhaps an adjustment period of her testing the waters with human males. Then you have to type how she got into the show so she could actually be into mlp stallions.

Maybe a nice guy from school or something to Start her off. ease into it. You just don't get into a car and floor it.

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True enough, and I don't want to be forcing her into something too quickly. I'm still going to keep the suggestions in mind for later on, but I think that you're right about the here and now. The best thing possible for her would be to gain a friend, first and foremost, and then let things progress slowly and naturally.

Whoever befriends her is going to have to deal with the fact that she is going to take time to talk out of her shell. Like Andy she's going to need to heal. The first step in that is friends.

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