• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen April 20th

Pickleless

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Pickleless Joined 30th Jun, 2013 · Offline

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  • 133 weeks
    Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?!

    It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.

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  • 162 weeks
    Okay now.

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  • 167 weeks
    AF DAY

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  • 170 weeks
    And boom, gone.

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  • 171 weeks
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Aug
29th
2014

Short Attention Span. · 6:10am Aug 29th, 2014

I can't write I have Sex Robot stuck in my head.
What does he waaaaant?..
How did he get heeeeeere?..
Must write, must write...
sex robot, sex robot...
Dammit.

Report Pickleless · 187 views · Story: The Loser's Booth ·
Comments ( 4 )
The almighty bread god
The almighty bread god #1 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
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You found the sex bots, didn't you? Good luck getting those out of your head :rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

Emtu
Emtu #2 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

Coming to your tooooowwwwn...

Do you wanna get dooooowwwwwn?...

Pickleless
Pickleless #3 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

2411062
Even in jaaaaaail...

Emtu
Emtu #4 · Aug 29th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

2411076
He'll hump the baaaaars...

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