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kudzuhaiku

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

kudzuhaiku Joined 26th Feb, 2014 · Offline

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  • 56 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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    10 comments · 1,341 views

  • 67 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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    33 comments · 976 views

  • 96 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,024 views

  • 96 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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    35 comments · 1,259 views

  • 120 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Aug
21st
2014

Bad news for Princess Luna's Suicide Solutions fans · 10:39am Aug 21st, 2014

Noctilucent slips into evil and begins to torture the orphans, starting with Shortbread Cookie and Pyrocumulus.

The word Schadenfreude is prominently featured in this new chapter.

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Scarheart
Scarheart #1 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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The word Schadenfreude is prominently featured in this new chapter.

:raritycry:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!:raritydespair::flutterrage:

Well...if you insist...:unsuresweetie:

Azure Blackstone
Azure Blackstone #2 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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WrathOfGod, is that you?:twilightoops:

Frankie2
Frankie2 #3 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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I know you're joking. You're joking, right? Right?!

Taliesin of the Forest
Taliesin of the Forest #4 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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2388070 Why is it that we can't even tell if he's being sarcastic anymore

Mayhew Cullen
Mayhew Cullen #5 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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Damn it Nocti! You had one job! Protect those foals! Luna is going to straight flip her shit. Now I have to go to work so I can't read the new chapter... if this isn't a prank I can't see a way that Quirky isn't going to kill him... WITH FIRE! Okay, I'll be back after work...

Captain Nibbles
Captain Nibbles #6 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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Lovely... Malicious joy. I hope this isn't going to remind me of To Dance in Shadow.

zero588
zero588 #7 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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Noctilucent slips into evil and begins to torture the orphans, starting with Shortbread Cookie and Pyrocumulus.

Please insert firearm into mouth immediately.

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #8 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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2388209

I keep thinking about it, now that you mention it, it seems like a really good idea. Would certainly fix a lot of problems. Wouldn't be in pain any more for one thing.

zero588
zero588 #9 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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I just don't want him to hurt any of the foals. :fluttershysad:

sbloom85
sbloom85 #10 · Aug 21st, 2014 · · ·
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After reading the new chapter, I was expecting something else. :pinkiecrazy:

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