Pika Story · 8:40pm Aug 8th, 2014
You are a pikachu scampering playfully on the edge of a man-made canal.
The canal was pretty old and degraded however, probably because of the lack of humans in the area. You didn't know how or why they would made such strange structures, but you found it pretty fun to play on top of their creations.
After about five minutes of running around adorably, you begin to grow tired and decide to take a short break. You half-energetically skip over to the water in the canal and drink happily. Your ears wiggle back and forth as the cool water slid down your throat. It didn't feel all that clean compared to the water back at home, but it's still better than nothing.
You see your reflection in the water and notice that you have red circles on your cheeks. You think little bits of those colorful plastic circles you were playing with a few days ago must have got stuck to your face somehow. With your paws, you touch the soft surfaces of each of them. They feel kinda velvety.
It actually feels kinda soothing as you sit there and rub the plastic cheek circles like a kitten with a ball of yarn, except that the yawn is on your face and the fun from batting the yawn is replaced with relaxing feelings...
...Wait, weren't you... Oh right! You were supposed to take them off your face, not kneed them, you silly yellow jelly bean.
You get serious act together and try not to let your little pika mind get the better of you. You will not get distracted. Gripping the red circles with your tiny fingers, you pull hard.
You pull and pull, but the red circles just won't unlatch from your face. Ouch! This is beginning to hurt. You immediately stop.
Hmm... maybe instead of using strength, you should use your pika wits.
You examine your current area and see a wrench, a crowbar, a weird cylinder-shaped thingy, and a- a-... what's that sound? You twitch your ears and listen, temporary forgetting what you were planning to do.
You hear a strange wind- no it can't be wind, it's too different. And it was moving quickly through with the many difference in pitches and tones. They're voices. Human voices.
Then, all the voices suddenly stopped. You twitch your ears some more, but for whatever reason the humans have stopped speaking. Out of the corner of your eye, you see something move. Looking up in that direction, you see humans staring down at you warily.
"Pika?" You say to them.
Your little pika brain can't detect it, but the tension in the air in tense and the human's eyes haven't left you for a second. They didn't move and neither did you.
Thinking that you should do something, you stand on your hind legs and waddle toward them. They reacted by pointing strange cylinders, much like the one you saw earlier, toward you.
I'm a human like you! You think to yourself playfully.
Walking is tough work... you wonder how humans manage to do it all the time, but eventually you get the hang of it and you are walking like a pro by the time to meet them near their feet.
You seen humans once before, and you remember that they touch their paws together when they meet. You think it is somesort of greeting. You find it appropriate to try and imitate that same social conduct that they do, lifting your paw up.
"Pika pi." You initiate formalities.
The humans don't respond to you, however they start to whisper amongst themselves. Is this how these sort of things normally go? You don't really know for sure.
As they spoke in hushed tones with each other, your eyes start to wander, watching their interesting expressions, the dull cloth they wore on their bodies, and most notably their faces. They all had different faces, of differing shades and subtle shapes. Some had higher cheeks or lower chins, some with flat snouts or pointy snouts, some with bigger mouths or smaller ones, but all of them had different eyes. Their eyes were not staring at you, but you could still see the many eye colors and the shapes from narrow to wide.
You notice that one pair of eyes are staring directly at you. The human that was staring was rather small compared to the rest of them. The small human held out an object and from the top, it poured out water.
Just one sniff of the clean liquid was all it took for your pika instincts to take hold right away, and you are now darting toward the tiny waterfall.
You took a nice drink of the refreshingly clean H2O and even let your head bob into the stream. Definitely much better than that murky lake water.
You give out a grateful "pika" to the young girl for the fine drink, which is then quickly rewarded with a pink star rubbing your head. You've never had been petted before. The action filled you with tender kind-hearted feelings. You pika squee.
But then the head rubs and you mewl discontently, wanting the star (they are called hands, aren't they?) to come back. You see that the girl who was rubbing your head is now being held back by a much larger human. They back away from you.
Star come back? You think and talk out loud.
They're holding the pointy things at you again, but this time somehuman has a bowl in their hands. They place it in front of you and stare at the bowl expectantly. The bowl was filled with pellets that, with a quick sniff was revealed to be food. Did they want you to eat it? You're not feeling particularly peckish, but if they are giving it to you, then why not have a bite?
You sit next to the bowl, grab a pellet, and start nomming on it until it disappears in your paws, then you move onto the next one...
By the time you move on to the fourth pellet, things start to feel woozy. You feel off balance and your stomach already hurts, even though you had only eaten a few. Oddly enough, the humans were gone, but you hadn't noticed them leave. You don't care much for them as you are feeling quite tired out. Perhaps a short nap will solve things?
You notice that they left behind a basket. You inch toward it and drop on top of it into a pile of leaves. You cough and yawn at the same time as you stretch out in the basket, falling into a deep coma-like sleep.
You dream of your family, of your dear parents and loved sibling.
And then you cease to exist.
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If you spread the fingers of your hand out, pretend the wrist isn't there, and squint, then it kinda looks like a malformed star or comet.
They killed Pikachu...
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2354204
I didn't specifically say that...
2354206 did pikachu just become a human?
2354206
Sounds like death by poisoning to me.
I'm sad now.
2354217
curious... how'd you get that idea, poni pone?
2354222
Yeah that's a definite possibility.
2354227
yeah..
2354233 Ssssooooo you have no idea what's going on in your own story?
2354241
I thought I'd make a symbolic story, so i did
2354233 can I have a cookie????
2354256
sure. *gives a cookie*
2354264 YAYYYY
2354244 A symbolic story that you yourself don't understand the symbolism of.
2354278 Pika?
2354298 Pika pi? Pikachu!
2354301 *unsheaths hidden blade* Pika pi pikachu.
2354305 *cheeks spark* PikaaaCHHHUUUUUU!!!!!!!*zaps with Thunder*
2354307 *absorbs shock* *ears fold down, looking sad* P-pika?
2354321 *crosses arms and glares*Pika. Pika pika pi. Pikachu.
2354338 *looks at hidden blade, retracts* Pikachu...
2354342 Pika! *gives hug of forgiveness*
2354355 Chaaa! *returns hug*
2354429 (This is the most adorable RP ever.)
2354434 nah, I've done cuter.
DIE, YA' LIL' YELLOW NIGGA'S!!! *empties Glock magazine into the masses of Pikachu's but misses every target due to inability to properly align the sight picture while the gun is turned sideways in a very cool-looking but lamentably ineffectual fashion*
that was adorable... but im not sure i got the point of the story XD
Look at all that Pikachu!
2354204
2354526 ...*grabs the gun and tries the same way you were doing, only pointing at a pine about a hundred yards away* *BAM!* ...It doesn't seem that hard...I hit that tree, after all.
Slaphappy? I faved.
2354829
Nyuggah, you cheated! You a cheatin'-ass, nigra!
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For shame.
2354981
2354829
Hey. Be nice. Or I'll get the sorry stick.
2354590
Pika pika!
2354531
it's okay, the point wasn't something i made clear intentionally
2354526
I've changed my mind now, you're not my internet daddy anymore.
2354484
Wait... didn't you have a different name awhile ago?
2354278
I can send you a pm if you want...
2355246
N-Not the "SORRY STICK!" That's the stick that has glass shards and live rats glued to it! And it has an internal speaker that plays Dave Matthews every time it hits you!! I better cheese it!!
Can't catch me!! I've been running away from stuff since before I was even born!!
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2355246 You could, you could...
2354981 How can I cheat? It's aiming. You just look down the sights that all modern guns have.
2355246 I'm being nice. He's just a bad shot.
2356275
You totally cheated. You used a Game Genie.
2356498 No? Why would I do that?
2356545
'Cuz...'cuz you started playing before I was even ready! Also, I'm immune! I have a shield! Imma' tell on you!
2355246 yes. I changed it so I could be a pikachu.
2356549 ...I'm confused? Very confused. What were we talking about, again?
2355246 yes. I changed it so I could be a pikachu.
2356560
We were talking about the sociopolitical issues involved in Nigeria's current instability. Also, we were talking 'bout how yo' momma's so fat, she wear the Equator as a belt.
2356645 Are you trying to court me?
2356650
That depends. Are you a guy?
2356681 That depends. I prefer to think of myself as gender-neutral.
2356723
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W-why would they do such a thing!?
2797973
because of capitalism.
2798006
wait, what's that?
2798009
Usually, its a good thing for everyone, but it the worst cases, its a system that can be taken advantage of very easily.
I could explain how exactly it works, but google does that better than I ever could.