The Handmaiden: Now with 20% more Trailer · 1:04am Aug 6th, 2014
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The newest trailer!
Meanwhile, in the recently repaired theatre of the recently repaired Ponyville (construction had begun nigh-immediately after the seemingly random explosion), a small crowd was getting into their seats, popcorn and soda's at the ready to watch the trailers before seeing the new movie, Adolescent Enchanted Samurai Tortoises.
"I still think the original comics were better."
"Pinkie, nobody cares, oh my Faust, shut up, sweet mother of me, I will end you if you mention anything about that comic while we're watching, sweet Celestia, shut up!
.... I-If that's, erm, o-okay with you."
"Why Fluttershy, I don't think there's any need to be so brash. Afterall, the comics can't be that bad."
"Ah one poin', that Miche-ange-lo feller cripples that Shredder feller and threatens to give him a quick death if he surrenders. Doesn't, tortures him."
"WHAT!?"
"I agree with Flutt's, please shut up everyone."
Hashtag Asixtysix Ebe Twilight Sparkle's comment came at a good time, as the trailer just began to start up.
Wastelands. A hard and dark land, dotted with countless mountains and craters, as if some mighty god had gouged out the landscape here.
Black chitin flown away by violet and pink energy, the air filled with screams and cries.
And now the only domain of the Queen Chrysalis' former mighty kingdom.
When you have lost everything you had
Queen Chrysalis strode down the halls of her hive, a smaller Changeling besides her. She had a slight resemblance to the Monarch herself, but nowhere near as powerful.
She was her Haindmaiden, her assassin, advisor and friend.
What more have you to lose?
Truth looked back at the foal, teal eyes meeting obsidian orbs. The foal stared her down, idly nibbling on her hoof. After a time, the foal yawned and snuggled up closer to Truth’s chest, placing her hoof on the Handmaiden.
“She trusts you.” Chrysalis said softly.
Everything.
A large, bulkier Changeling stood in front of the Queen, his eyes narrowed. If he were to be described with a word, it would be strong. He was built like a Tank, and his spear-like tail flicked lazily behind him, the light glinting off it's blade.
The Queen's eyes narrowed, seeing the challenge he spoke without words. "You aren't glad with how I run my hive?" She says, her voice an icily neutral tone.
Silas gave a predatory grin, his Changeling colleagues appearing out of the walls of the hive, surrounding the Queen and her Hadmaiden. She barely batted an eye, looking down at Truth.
"Deal with them."
What would you do?
She moved like the wind, a Katana blade having appeared from seemingly thin air. With a swipe, a pair of Changelings fell to the floor minus their heads. Truth's eyes narrowed, as one of the Changelings let out a feral shriek and pounced into the air, as if to attack her from behind. It never got far enough, her leg kicking up and hitting it in the jaw, throwing his neck back while pretentious fight scene music began to play.
You
Truth blinked in surprise, looking over her Maid uniform in a mirror, while Shining Armor smiled in the background.
Would
Truth grabbed a Griffon by the arm, who was futilely trying to fire off a Revolver before smashing a foreleg onto his elbow, letting out an unsettling Snap noise. The scream the griffon let out only proved his pain.
Fight!
Truth let out a feral scream, her Katana blade inches away from Silas' still-grinning visage.
On FIMFiction now.
The audience was silent.
"Ah don't get it."
"Who's the main character? I don't think they actually said her name."
"Was a rather short trailer too, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, almost like the guy who made it was just doing it last second or something."
"I bet the comic book is better."
"THAT'S IT! YOU DIE NOW!!"
And then the chunk of Equestria that Ponyville existed in was destroyed by a spontaneous flooding, with only Mount Canter remaining.
Celestia strode out of her royal bedchambers, looking down at the mess that was formerly her kingdom.
"Fuck this, I'm going back to bed." She said, turning back to her room, intending to have sweet, sweet sex with the insane, homicidal split-personality of her sister.
I have to drum up business somehow. 
Once again, this awesomely awesome trailer brought to you by Madman with a Keyboard. Give him all your lovin'. All your hugs and kisses too.
The Handmaiden is a prequel to If You.
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The man who made this must get all the ladies.
Who wrote it again?
Sounds like a cool guy.
And, in the case that this is the first trailer that you people have seen, and you like it, I'd reccomend these trailers as well, all made by yours truly.
2346918 Yeah, and that guy that writes this stuff too.
I.... don't know who he is. But I hear that guy's awesome.
*some whispers*
Wait! What do you mean it's over!? As in, about to be? No mention of SA? Well fuck! The movie now became better than the trailer because it came out AFTER!
What do you know, the Trailer fails but the movie Explodes because it was late
Nice work, who ever though it was a great plan to make a trailer of a movie already out.
you know who you are. 
Also... Wrong story to link it to.
2347327
That's how trailers work, right?
2347521
I dunno, do you see any trailers that have princess Twilight in it before season 3 aired?