Preview for my First Story! · 7:32pm Mar 28th, 2014

An Average Day in Ponyville
(if Ponyville were a ~~bad~~ PERFECT!ACTION film)

Ponyville. A small, relatively peaceful town. If not for the fact that it housed the 6 Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, few would be even aware of it's existence. However, due to that specific fact, it was known about, and gained a moderate boost in tourism. However, not all who came to this town came with good intentions....

Ponyville was on fire, the sounds of screams of terror and twisted delight ringing throughout the air.

Now, the Mane 6 shall face against their greatest foes....

Queen Chrysalis cackled manically, her Changeling brood skittering through the air above her, while King Sombra lead a mighty army of Crystal Golems behind him, his eyes burning with hatred.

And be faced with...

BETRAYAL

Spike bowed before the Queen of the Changelings, his eyes a posionous green. "I... Serve... To.... Obey." He said monotonously.

LUST

"Oh, Rocky." Pinkie said with lidded eyes, looking at said pile of rocks. "You don't have to hide your feelings from me." She said, wrapping her arms around it. "I love you too."

ACTION

"Sombra, their is one thing you never, ever do." Rarity said, her voice eerily calm for a pony surrounded by emotionless, arcane killing machines.
"Oh? And what is that?" Sombra sneered, lazily holding his dark crystal sword with his telekinetic grasp.
In the blink of an eye, Rarity's horn glowed a bright magic aura, thousands of diamonds, sapphires, rubies and other precious gems tearing themselves off of their dresses and flying to the Dark Unicorn Kings army, slicing through crystal and mannequin with similar efficiency.
Sombra gaped at the Fashionista, who was now surrounded by a tide of razor sharp crystals, all aimed at him.
"Never, ever, stand up a lady on a date." She said icily, before releasing the storm of crystal upon the cruel king.

MORE ACTION

Twilights horn glowed a bright violet, before suddenly (and explosively) unleashing a torrent of magical energy upon the shrieking horde of shapeshifters.
"THAT WAS FOR THE LATE FEE!" Twilight cried out, while her friends cringed at the ~~lame~~ AWESOME one-liner.

And the fate of Equestria itself

"Soon, all of Equestria will bow before the might of my mighty brood!" Queen Chrysalis cackled, her swarm cheering her on.
"Ahem."
Queen Chyrsalis turned and saw King Sombra, his enormous army of crystal golem behind him.
"Oh, right. And your army of... Crystal.... Thingies." Chrysalis said, waving a hoof in a uncaring way.

A NORMAL DAY IN PONYVILLE!

THUD
Queen Chrysalis turned around, confused. "What the- What was that!?" She said, confused.
THUD
Queen Chrysalis features went from confused to terrified. "N-No, it couldn't be..." She said, shocked.
THUD
"I-It's impossible!" She said, stepping away in fear. "I killed her!"
MOTHER BUCKING THUD
Rising from the Everfree Forest was a vast aberration of leaves, vines and wood vaguely resembling the shape of a Pony. It's only difference was the vast war-stripes on it, black and white upon green and brown.
Atop the vast wooden mask that was it's head, a bruised, exhausted and very pissed Zebra Shaman glared daggers at the shocked Changeling monarch.
"Ashes to asses. Dust to buck." Zecora spoke, while a side of the wooden horse fell away, revealing numerous cannons.
Queen Chrysalis' jaw dropped, while Zecora gave a feral grin.
"You shouldn't have hit me with that mother-bucking TRUCK!" She screamed, as the cannons to end the world fired.

COMING SOON!

"'Ey wait a darn secon'!" Applejack said, interrupting the 'trailer' and walking into a bright white, vast expanse. "How come everypony else get's a 'badflank' moment, but not me? How in the world is that any fai-" She said, before a giant hoof stepped on her, and moved on, leaving a bruised, confused and twitching Applejack in the mud. "...Ow!" She cried.

-ISH!

(Also, Applejack for worst pony)

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