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Madman with a Keyboard


Has a terrible muse.

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  • 398 weeks
    Still Alive

    So, was gonna make a big climatic post, detailing my return in a scene paralleling that of the ressurection of GLaDOS.

    But FIMFiction ate that post and said no.

    ...

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    2 comments · 407 views
  • 439 weeks
    The Fandom's Dilemmna

    Hey look everybody, Starlight Glimmer has been redeemed! Isn't that swel-

    Oh boy...

    Oh, also, I am indeed back everybody! And I promise, there will be a story based off this episode coming! Maybe. Can ya guess what it'll be?

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  • 463 weeks
    So, that new episode

    So, Bon Bon is a secret agent now, huh? And Doctor Whooves and Derpy Muffins are like Doc Brown/Marty?

    I have new story ideas!

    Oh, also, my thoughts on the episode?

    It good.

    4 comments · 412 views
  • 490 weeks
    So, I recently binge-watched all 12 episodes of Puella Magi Madoka Magica

    Ahem....

    THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!


    This cannot be more fitting right now

    God, I need something cute to off-balance this.

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    8 comments · 644 views
May
12th
2015

A Madman's State of Affairs: Or, Yes, I Am Indeed... · 12:39am May 12th, 2015

Yay for conveniently placed videos! Anyways, yes everyponybody, I am indeed still alive and present on this site! I know that you have all been worried sick about m-

Who are you again?

Har de har har, very funny. Now, as I was saying, I have been gine for a while, and I can explain! You see, as some of you may or many not know, I have an account over on baseline Fanfiction.net, and I am currently writing the THIRD most favourited story- in the Destiny fanfiction section.

I've checked, yes, that means my story is more liked than the actual story to Destiny. WOO-HOO, SUCK IT, BUNGIE!!

I've also been trying out to make some topics in the roleplay forumsover on Derpibooru, in inspiration to make stories here- case in point, 'A Grim Night At Gloomy Manor', a horror story with sex (I probably shouldn't have the CMC waking about in there...), blood and show accurate(ish) characters!

Sounds good, right?

Well, that's what it's supposed to be. Instead we have racism,

madmanwithakeyboard: people who rp like this *grumbles various agry curses underneath his breath*,

And FIVE FUCKING PAGES OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SUBSTANTIAL WHATSOEVER.

Also, a green-black unicorn gunsmith assassin with a spooky past- and somekne got butthurt for not having their bright blue dragonpony named Artemis, who personally knows Luna, for not getting into the topic.

Me when Roleplaying on Derpibooru

Well, on the bright side, at least my story has became more popular, right?

No, not really. Over the few months it's been up, it's gone from 25 likes to 40- and not a single fucking comment, the things I actually care to see because they actually give me something.

I am still working on it though, don't worry, I've just smacked headfirst into a wall of writers block

Also, for anybody who cares, my relevant thoughts on things that have affected this fandom (case in point, the Drawsponies debacle):

But seriously, Drawsponies was getting paid for all that? Really?

And that's about it- oh, also, in a few weeks, I'm going to be permanently gone from my deadbeat social worker that I have never told you guys about- he picks me up, takes me t his office, and than makes me cook stuff even though he's supposed to teach me how to cook things ("Oh Madman, what do yu want to cook?" "Well, what do you think we should make?" "I don't know, that's why I'm asking you." "I don't think this is how you're supposed to teach."), and regularly gloats about his son's rubgy career (oh, yeah he's been to Romania, cool. Can we g- of course we have to watch his flight go to Germany in real time... Welp, there goes the trip to the library).

Can't say I'm gonna miss him.

And now I should probably get back to writing the first chapter to a secret project story I'm writing, because

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Comments ( 3 )

3063623 i explained jn the blogpost. Ever thursday, he comes over to my house, picks me up, drives me to his office, we cook up something and than dick around for a bit.

The irony is that he's supposed to be teaching me how to tcook things, but any time I say "what do you think we should make", he seems dissappointed in me- as if forgetting he is supposed to teach me how to cook things.

And again, come this summer, I ainmt going with him anymore.

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