How the Fuck!? · 12:16am Jul 26th, 2014
I was at the store getting some groceries we didn't have, but when I go to check out, and every line is full, so I go to the self check out and start scanning. When I'm done the receipt comes out, and I notice there's another receipt that someone else left. Since there was a manager looking at me, I said fuck it and grabbed both, without even looking at it, so he didn't bitch at me.
When I get home, my mom starts putting up the groceries, because my dad needed my help with something. Five minutes later, my mom comes out all pissed of saying "what the fuck is this shit?!" I'm completely confused and just stare at her. She then throws a receipt in my face, and guess what the first, and only purchase was; a pregnancy test. Of all the 50 thousand or so items in that store, this had to be on the receipt I grabbed.
I'd like to take this moment to make it clear that I am still a virgin, despite what my parents may now think.
calm down. Sometimes it happens. By chance, was the store Wal-Mart?
Also, how's your plans coming along on one of your earlier blogs?
ouch. that had to be really awkward as well
2316192 I am calm, I just thought I was something you people might find funny.
Things have gotten better.
2316195 That is funny about of all the things in the store, that was on it. Always be careful when checking out.
That's good. I wish you luck on everything.
2316211 Indeed.
Thank you.
2316214 you're welcome
Reminds me of the time i was at work (Giant food store) and grabbed a box randomly sitting in the middle of the aisle. I lift the thing up, the bottom falls out, and roughly 100 condoms spill over the floor.
I was shortly labeled a sex offender afterward.
All i wanted to know was why a food store had a storage box of condoms in it in the first place!
2316195 It is funny but not funny at the same time. Glad things are getting better. I know that had to have been one of the most embarrassing moments of your life so far.
...............mom rage......believe me those times are scary and yes I do find your situation troublesome....
But things are sure can be solve by a simple talk if not...... Well I trip to a drug store is what I recommend and show her your real test....
2316425 Manly people like to judge and gossip man its easier than to help them.....
2316195 oh silly you, your not a virgin, because you just got fucked............ by life.
2316685 It only gets worst when you get a new store manager and instead of talking to you privately about these accusations, she just walks up to you in front of the store and says "Hey David, did you use any of those condoms in that incident last month?"
My name isn't even David!!!!
2316705 At least you didn't get caught having sex with a prisoner like one of my coworkers
2316705 ouch.... I would not know what to do when thatt happened to me.....
2316785 Care to share your Intel good sir....
I just laughed so hard on that one.
if shit would happen and there'd be a scale for it, this shit would outright kill the scale and smack a puppy in the face because it's going down so fast and hard.
Sorry by the way, but this was just gold.
Dragon
2316925 Oh nothing much to share. One of the female guards I work with got caught with one of the prisoners. Biiiiig mess
2317037 OK...