I Have Returned · 11:26am Jul 15th, 2014
Well, I've been gone a while. I wish I could say I was off making a mega-chapter for Regrets of a Monster, but that would be a lie. Truthfully, I've been away from a workable computer for some time.
But I'm back now, and I should have a new chapter out relatively soon.
As an apology for those who actually care about this, here's a brief exchange from the upcoming chapter.
“...This is a ghost town. Did we scare everyone off?”
His sister raised a good point, but Blacklight felt another answer was correct.
The pink quantum anomaly being at fault somehow seemed more likely. The complete lack of alarm or concern on their garishly colored companion also gave a clue as to how common this kind of thing was. She did warn the Mercer siblings to be prepared for a surprise, but Blacklight most certainly did not expect the surprise to be happening within the next couple of minutes.
“Doubtful.” Blacklight finally replied to his sister. “They would have to actually see us to be scared by us.”
Dana shrugged. “Or maybe they all have telescopic vision or could sense your incoming broodiness.”
Blacklight looked at his sister with a slightly miffed expression. “I don’t brood.” He insisted.
Dana scoffed. “You do too brood. Like, f██king eighty percent of your existence is spent thinking deeply with a big frown on your face. You have shape-changey superpowers. Can’t you shapeshift your face into a smile a little more often than once every blue moon?”
Thinking back, Blacklight deduced a few things. One; he did indeed brood. Quite often, actually. Two; he doesn’t smile very often either. Three; he hasn’t technically lived through a blue moon yet.
It took Blacklight a moment to realize he was brooding over how often he broods.
“...I smiled yesterday.” Blacklight weakly argued.
“And you haven’t smiled once today. Seriously, even while speaking Greek to a f██king pegasus you had this depressingly neutral expression.” She put a finger to her chin in thought. “...You’d be great at poker, though.”
The virus frowned, before turning his head towards his sister and smiling. Her disturbed expression was quite demoralizing.
“Wow, you look really creepy when you force it like that.”
Just like that, Blacklight was frowning again.
\(:D)/ Yehey! Can't wait for more!
"Yesh you can."
Yeah I guess you're right...
My angus is ready
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That, my friend, was fucking genius.
Let the meta-brooding... BEGIN!