On the Road Again!

Wheee! Another chapter out, and time for another poll! I know that the trip to Equestria was voted next on the list, but I have decided to save that for closer tot he end, if there is an end. So insted we are skipping to the next subject,

ROAD TRIP!

(dammit, this image was hard to find!)

So let me pull some ideas outta my ass Hat, and you folks can all vote!

1. Di$ney World!
2. Las Vegas!
3. A New Car! Jamaica! (Visit the family)
4. Niagara Falls?
5. Camping in (insert National Park)
5. Magical Mystery Tour! (Oddball landmark crawl across 'Merica)
6. A trip to the capital.
7. Your Idea Here! Seriously, I'm tired and can't think of anything else.

Comments

[Emtu]

Voting for the second #5, Magical Mystery Tour.

[Zann Flyhight]

just because I'm a local ill say get them up to Canada. Calgary to be precise and have them got to stampede.

[Psycho]

I`ll pick door number 7: Oklahoma City!
That last picture is slightly offensive to mentally handicapped people.

[Seether00]

I vote Japan.

Can't get weirder than that.

[Chaos Theory]

I'm gonna vote Japan as well. You already wrote Pinkie looks great in a kimono.

[TheTownCrier]

Dude! That place in Spain where they have that huge food fight with tomatoes! Or the running of the bulls.

[TheBruteKiller]

2259054 Holy shit; I live in Oklahoma!

[dargondarkfire]

I'm voting for las vegas, and disney world (or aka hours sitting while the parents are in equestria)

japan would be cool but... I do not think he has the money to go to japan.

[IkioStar]

5

edit: With Octupi.

[Drax99]

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Foreign countries are probably out, since I dunno enough of the culture to pull it off or make it funny. Now, of someone from another country wants to try this, by all means! Sadly, aside from Canadia, I have never been outside my home country.

And remember, the trip there will be as much of the story as the arrival. Think 'National Lampoon's Vacation'. hell, if anything, the actual place they visit will most likely be anti-climatic.

Think about it, hours trapped in a car with Pinkie Pie...

[nemryn]

Camping!

[Jarimor]

#5 with a destination of Disney LAND.

go full lampoon with it.

[Chaos Theory]

2259827 Then I'm gonna go for Disney Land, the place were dreams die. Or is it come true?

[TheTownCrier]

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How about Oktoberfest in LaCrosse Wisconsin. My home town.

Ahhh. The tapping of the golden keg. *sniff*
Good times. Good times.

[Dan]

The Great North Woods in northern MN. They bring Fluttershy along and she discovers that Earth bears are much harder to make friends with.

[Dan]

Here we go again. We're on the road again.
We're on the road again. We're on our way to paradise.

They visit Co. Kildare or Gougane Barra and are joined by Twilight who is investigating traditional human mysticism and magic and they come under attack from agents of the Catholic Church and are drawn into a war against the oppressive enemies of free will.

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UP THE RA

[Ron Jeremy Pony]

While I want to see Pinkie Pie lose it at Disney World, I mean she could take the sign 'Happiest Place on Earth' and put it to the Pinkie Challenge. I would almost love to see them go to something obscure and stupid. Something along the same line as the tourist traps seen in Michael.

Maybe the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, or something like that.

Then again... Pinkie Pie, seeing the characters walking around, yeah... that would be fantastically funny.

[Dan]

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Cheongsam. Not kimono.

[Drax99]

Okay folks, I have made my decision. As much as I liked going to Disney World, since its a trip I have made myself MANY times, i think DisneyLAND would be a much better candidate. I never have decided where they live, but its definitely east coast, not too far from DC. So a trip to the west coast will leave plenty of room open for sights, stops, and misadventures.

I've also started on chapter 11, so hopefully the gab between chapters wont be as long.

So, who wants a sneak peek?

What a Long Strange Trip It's Been

♫“Holiday RoooOOoooooOOoooaad! Holiday Roooad!”♫ The warbling voice of my perky pink passenger floated from the back seat, and set my teeth on edge.

“Dammit Pinkie, not that song again!” I growled.

“Aww, but its such a great song, and from an awesome movie! And we gotta have traveling music. Theres a rule, I’m sure of it.” Leaning forward to prop her chin on my shoulder, she quickly nuzzled my ear before sitting back to avoid my half hearted backhand.

“Stop it, I’m trying to drive here. The assholes are out in force today.” I managed to swerve around another moron as he switched two lanes to cut me off, without turn signals. Pinkie tumbled across the seat with a loud thump, and a squeak. “And get back in your seat before you get hurt! I paid good money to get that damn pony seat installed for you, now use it.”

“Owie. Sorry Louis, but the seatbelt itches, and my butt keeps going to sleep. I gotta move around and wag my tail, ‘cuz we are goin on a ♫ROOAD TRIIIP!♫” She sang, as she climbed back into the seat.

“Soon as we get to the first stop, you can wiggle your ass all you want. Until then, stay in your seat.” Huffing, I slowed down to give the finger to yet another jackass doing ten miles under the speed limit, before maneuvering around him. Predictably, he was yammering away on a cell phone, and didn't even notice. “Against the law my ass.” I muttered darkly.

“Sooo, how much longer till we get there?” Pinkie whined from her secure location.

“Pinkie, I’ve told you before, its gonna take two days minimum. We are driving all the way across the country, and we have stops along the way.” I rolled my eyes, peeking in the rear view mirror to see her sucking on a juice box. It was friggin adorable.

“And why are we not just flying there?” She whined again?

“Again, you were the one that wanted to see the country, and I haven't been on a road trip since I was a little kid. We are gonna retrace the route me and my parents took to get to Walterland.” I grinned, remembering the golden times with me and my parents on the open road.

“Louis?” Again the whining, and it was starting to get to me.

“What, Pinkie?” I once again growled.

“I gotta go to the bathroom...” I facepalmed. This was going to be a long ass trip.