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What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 52 weeks
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    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 142 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 143 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 153 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Jun
30th
2014

Preview for Chapter 13 of Be Careful what you Wish for · 3:30pm Jun 30th, 2014

I just wanted to give a short preview of part of the next chapter. If you have a few moments to guess who the filly and colt are go for it.

- LF

I looked at the adolescent colt sitting there. It had to be hard, harder than I could even imagine, to hold in all of that pain. Tears threatened to spill, and I walked toward him. I took a seat across from him and looked up at the filly which was the cause of it. I gently touched his side and brought him out of his self enclosed withdrawal.

"Hey, it's going to be all right," I said.

He looked up at me, and his tears began to spill out.

"But... but I... I really like her," he muttered.

It was so painful to watch. I had been where he was so many times. More times that I could ever count. I was lucky now, but I hadn't been before. So, I figured it was time to pass along a little knowledge that my Uncle had passed on to me.

"I know it sucks. Hell, it's seven shades of suck, but that's what a crush is. That's actually why it's called a crush, because eventually that's exactly what it does. No one's immune to it," I said.

"I... I thought that she liked me," he whimpered.

"You want to hear a little secret?" I asked.

He nodded.

"Something like this happened to me. I met a nice, sweet girl, but the problem was she was dating a real jerk. Everyone knew that he was cheating on her, but she loved him. I got to talking to her, and we got to be close. I finally told her how I felt, and when I did she shot me down. She was sweet about it, but it hurt all the same," I said as I looked up at the sky, "I realized that she didn't need another boyfriend, but she wanted a best friend. So I decided to be the best friend I could to her. The truth is that there's always going to be girls breaking your heart, and all you can really do is pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and keep going. You keep going because eventually you're going to meet someone who's going to want to do nothing more than fawn over you."

"Sure..." he said.

"No, it's true," a different voice said.

We looked up to see Lyra trotting over to us. She sat down on the other side of him.

"He's right you know. You have to keep trying because eventually you will meet your special somepony, and when you do you'll be so glad that you never gave up," she said.

Comments ( 2 )

bah you and you teasers. my guess is... silver spoon and... rumble?

also will this chapter answer my question on the possibility of lyra getting URCK!
*falls to floor unconscious with a frying pan laying next to him while 2 sets of hoof steps are heard trotting away*

I don't really expect to be right, but for the record my guess is Button Mash and Sweetie Belle is the filly in question.

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