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kudzuhaiku

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

kudzuhaiku Joined 26th Feb, 2014 · Offline

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  • 56 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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    10 comments · 1,341 views

  • 67 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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    33 comments · 976 views

  • 96 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,024 views

  • 96 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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    35 comments · 1,259 views

  • 120 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jun
10th
2014

Terrifying revelations about Princess Luna's Suicide Solutions (spoilers hidden) · 10:59am Jun 10th, 2014

Quirky's teat-milk is going to have a frightening effect upon one of the foals. Soon, we shall see the flaming foal of doom. Doom.

Remember, use the spoiler tags! [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ] no spaces.

I imagine foal rearing to be a trying experience in Equestria. Flying little pegasi, little unicorns zapping things, strong little earth pony foals throwing temper tantrums.

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Comments ( 14 )
Azure Blackstone
Azure Blackstone #1 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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:rainbowlaugh:

The best spoiler yet!

Taliesin of the Forest
Taliesin of the Forest #2 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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You gave me a heart attack, I thought somepony was dying or some such...

Willsons
Willsons #3 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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I am terrified, I am oh so scared. Watch me quiver, watch me quake.

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #4 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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2195168

Just Noctilucent's dignity when he pisses himself in front of orphans.

Taliesin of the Forest
Taliesin of the Forest #5 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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2195173 that's not so much as "died" as "finally stopped haunting Noctilucent, and moved on"

Solid Punch
Solid Punch #6 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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Both foals or just bat-winged one?

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #7 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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Well, when you name the child Pyrocumulus...

bonamb
bonamb #9 · Jun 10th, 2014 · · ·
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2195227 EUHMEGAWDYUS

Mayhew Cullen
Mayhew Cullen #12 · Jun 11th, 2014 · · ·
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Oh Quirky... it there anything your milk can't do? Yes, it can't fight crime... or can it? No seriously. Can Quirky's milk fight crime on the mean streets of Las Pegasus?

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #13 · Jun 11th, 2014 · · ·
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2199716

Pyrocumulus: I am the adorable night!

Awwwww.

Mayhew Cullen
Mayhew Cullen #14 · Jun 12th, 2014 · · ·
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2199731 Evil doers beware.... there's a new Bat in town and she has her name scribbled all over it... in crayon.

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