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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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May
29th
2014

Alts · 2:59am May 29th, 2014

How far does the rabbit hole go...

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Comments ( 122 )

That's adorable, if a bit strange.

lol its Octotavia. its so cute

2154813 It's based on a story where Twilight accidentally mixes seafood dna with blood from Lyra and Octavia...And adopts the result.

It's a good story, and I love the picture.

2154908 :pinkiegasp: I want to read that story now!

2154917 I think it's somewhere in my favorites. Are you prepared to dig into my library?

2154928 Can you tell me a few tags?

2154934 I've forgotten...It might have a comedy tag? Either or, it's not on the first ten pages.

2154943 It turned out you only had two stories with both Lyra and Octavia in your favorites. Well, unless there were some mature ones, but I currently have my mature off right now.

Anyways, Octotavia likes Vinyl's horn.

2154987 Yeah, I got it now. It's in my read later, for now.

2155031 *looks back at the picture*
I can't decide whether to scold my dirty mind, or have an adorableness attack.

2155038 I think the latter will do just fine. The scolding will probably come afterwards.

2155038
Why not both? There is such a thing as cuteness in some forms of erotica.

2155128 I know, but that's Lust's job.
Lust: Yep!

2155160 My name is Lust, of the seven deadly sins. At your service!
Here we go again. :facehoof:

2155173
I am Tenty, the tentacle abomination. Nice to meet you. :twilightsmile:

2155206 I'm Sheogorath your master now get me some cheese (Not you to:facehoof:)
2155173 Why hello there my friend how are you

2155267
Lol, what kind of cheese would you like Master? :ajsmug:

2155467 CHEDER CHEESE If you please. And may I ask why did you make master look like this "master" hmm?

2155480
*Shrugs* I dun no. :derpytongue2:

Here's you're delicious cheese fondue Sheo.

2155500 Why thank you my tentacle subject *takes fondue and start to eat it* So how are you?

2155505
I didn't sleep at all last night! :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy: *Eye twitch*

2155510 Wait that's not normall:rainbowhuh:? I do that everyday... I'm not jokeing:ajbemused:

2155515
I usually rest for at least 7 hours a night, or I get slaphappy during the day.

2155523 Normally 6 or 5 and a half for me. and you know how I do it

2155525
Mmmm... No, I don't think I know how you do it.

2155563 I know right hahaha,:pinkiehappy: no but the real reason is because I'm a gamer so I used to do all night gaming things:twilightsheepish:. I don't anymore but it made my body not need a lot of sleep :twilightsmile:

2155575 Yeah.... I don't like it:twilightoops::facehoof: I want sleep but my body now keeps wakening me up at 6:00AM and I'm a person that once awake can't go back to sleep until night:twilightangry2:

2155523
'tentacle slaphappy'. That just sounds funny. Like if it were to happen, no matter how insulting or painful, I couldn't keep myself from laughing.

2155206 don't encourage her! Both of you! I'm talking about you Sheogorath!
2155267 quite well.

2155865 Wait what have I done? and it's nice to know your well:twilightsmile:

2155523 that's me everyday.

2155933 the introductions! Now I have to do mine!! Ahem...
Hello, I am Pyriel, Angel of Judgement and fire of god, at your service, Milady or sire respectively.

2155963 Wait why are you saying milady or sire when the comment is just to me?:rainbowhuh: You do know my gender right?:trixieshiftright:

2155971 yes, it's customary though. Also, old timey stuff.

2155976 Oh I didn't mind the old timey stuff and I knew what it meant. I just wondered if I had told you my gender or if you found out a different way.:twilightsmile:

2155983 I assumed you're a dude.

2155991 Well then my good sir you were.... wrong

2156003 :pinkiegasp: (jaw dropped)
I think you broke him.

2156008 Oh it seems I have *whispers in ear* Sheogorath has no gender *leans back smiling* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED

2156012 Greeat, now we have to talk.
Maybe I can slap him back to reality?
Logic, that isn't going to work.
Oh look, he's alive again.
FORGET THIS! I GIVE UP!

2156017 HAHAHAHAHA What do you expect from the God of Madness and Chaos. But I'll let you guess what I actually am my friend. Maybe what I just said is true, maybe what you thought was true. You can only guess HAHAHAHAHA

2156026 okay, where did I put the Redemption pistol!
You lent it to Death.
Dangit!

2156052 Oh it wouldn't work even if you did have it HAHAHAHA Just calm down now, and let the butthurt flow HAHAHAHA

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