Popular Stories · 11:14pm May 17th, 2014
So, Misplaced Science has been in Popular Stories limbo for two days straight now, without even once hitting the featured box.
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What the hell do you want from me, FimFiction?! Do you want my soul? Is that it?!
I'll take it if you don't want it!
Maybe just a nibble?
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No, me!
2121471 call dibs!
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Apologies, I'm a ginger. Wasn't even born with one.
2121476 A ginger?! I must shave you bald and give your hair to the Doctor! GERONOMOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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And I'm the one guy who doesn't get the joke.....
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There's a joke about people with red hair, which says they have no souls.
Evil over here made a separate joke, in reference to the show Doctor Who, in which the doctor once lamented that he still didn't have red hair.
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Weelll I'm in India so I would'my understand that joke.
...I've been in exactly your position. I don't think any of my stories have ever quite made the Featured box, but I've been on the Popular Stories list a few times.
I have no idea what it takes to get over that final frontier. If you find out, though, I'd be interested to know.
It's going to suck out your artist soul.