Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...
I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.
Im being honest about this.
Also, im actually a stallion
And a compulsive liar.
Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.
I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.
I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.
Im actually really afraid of people
So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3
"Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.
She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"
This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"
Without questions, 2015 accepts this.
The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.
So something to do with doctor evil... and smiles being better than duck faces...
Hmmm... doctor evil... and smiles... ducks...
That reminds me, I hate geese.
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This is called a "Duck Face" selfie.
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The top image was saying that smiling in a selfie was better than making that face. The bottom was implying that the boobs ("Smiles" Doctor evil refers to them as) are what make that selfie good.
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Lol, I knew what a duck face was. I felt like blogging to see if someone would respond. You did, so you get a reward.
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You ever read the story of the little tentacle who asked questions just to see if people would respond?
"Smiles" (◎Y◎)
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They became best friends with everyone? *Says hopefully.*
2107351
Boobs!
2107352
He/She got eaten by a... a, uh...
*Googles "what eats octopuses"*
By an eel!
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I'm not an octopus, batty poni.
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But you can still be eaten by an eel. That's the moral of the story.
You calling me a bat pony?
....Err...no idea?
2107393
Hmmm... Unless I never go back into the water...
Yes, I'm calling you a bat pony.
2107436
But won't you shrivel up? And even then you'd have to worry about these guys:
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I have the utmost respect for the noble bat pony, but I am not one myself.
2107933
B-but... um.... *Twiddles hooves.* I'll just hide in somepony's water barrels...
Would you like to become a batpony?
2110591
Is that an offer?
2110737
Sure. The process is usually painless, unless you struggle.
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I guess I got nothing better to do.
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*Slides a tentacle into your bellybutton*
2117023
Um...
Kaaaaaaayyy.....?
I guess as long as this doesn't get any weirder.
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Heehee... Btw... I actually can't turn you into a bat pone, I just wanted to do that.
*Wiggles my tentacle a little*