HELP ME!

Listen I don't have much time but the post I made before was a lie! I signed up for some kind of experiment and I'm being held hostage by some guys called the SCP, I don't know how long I have but if anyone gets this send help regoijreahbten;teto;n tod;n

Comments

[Kriegor]

Those are the pain-killers talking.

[Ex-Nihilos]

137515 Yes, I am sorry for that outburst. I don't know how I got out there.

[Dusty the Royal Janitor]

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[Kriegor]

137519
If what you say is true, then trust me, once you get that out of your system, you'll spend alot of time doing damage control. (If you're like me, that is)

Been there, done that.

[Omegapony]

What just happened? Oh well, I don't really care but... I just don't even know. Auf weidersehen.

[Nolan]

oh you are a cool guy. Always cool seeing the foundation being referenced in other places.

[Ex-Nihilos]

I assure you he won't get out again

[UseFistNotMouth]

Those are some good painkillers.

[Professor Litmus]

make sure to stay away from 682 and 173 they are not fun to play with!

[werewolf435]

Hilfe! HILFE!!!!

[RainbowBob]

Those must be some heavy duty pain killers. All they did to me when I had surgery was give me messed visions of devil clowns. Scared the shit out of me for a week straight.

[MAGO5]

*MAGO5 explodes onto the scene*

I just got done with watching Captain America for the seventh time and I am ready to kick some proverbial ass. I'll save you!

[Elkhorse]

Shit.
If they mention 173 or 87, kill yourself by biting your tongue off or something. Seriously. Its better that way.

[Evil Paladin]

FROG BLAST TEH VENT CORE!!
I need scissors
A MAN OBEYS! A SLAVE DECIDES!!
IGUANA BITS ARE MADE FROM PEOPLE!
Arubu's meat is from PONIES!!!

[Sinderen7]

137599 Well, to be fair, 173 kills you instantly so besides the fear of blinking in its presence you should be good. Also, 87 has been blocked from further experimentation by personnel, so hearing its name is probably just two guys mentioning it in passing.

Now 106 is terrifying. It will escape every now and then and require bait to re-contain it. And that thing will mess you up. Just look what it did to Agent █████. At least 682 will only kill you.

[A Wise Pony]

Perhaps they just need an outside consultant to help with 042?