Apr
29th
2014
The Mare Who Wants A Human Child, Chapter One · 4:42am Apr 29th, 2014
I don’t usually get on the bandwagon of stories that are getting follows by the day because I don’t care. But sometimes...you just gotta. Now I have a few personal reasons for this riff, but I’m not going to share them.
Yet.
This is the first chapter of the story that’s been getting a bit of controversy, The Mare Who Wants A Human Child.
Buckle in, This isn’t gonna be fun.
Read the full riff here!
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NSFW: Clop, semi-vulgar language, marehood, and religion.
And so it begins...
I swear, the shitstorm brewing in the comments on the story. I don't think I've ever facepalmed as much as I have before, in recent memory. Doesn't help that the author is completely off his rocker. I've just given up.
~Blinkie
2059773 It has gotten pretty damn stupid.
2059776
Stupid, yes. Though I must confess, I haven't quite laughed as hard as I did with any other story, either. Makes me wonder how long this'll keep up for. Or until one of the mods finally step in, which is likely to be a hoot.
~Blinkie
I made it - barely - to the break. After that, I couldn't handle anymore.
This guy needs to burn.
2059878 Yes. He does.
2059838
Ho fuckin' Hell, seriously? Alright, this just became a riff I couldn't miss out on.
Geronimo!
From a critical standpoint your opinion of this story is totally justified.
It's flawed as all Hell, but this is fanfiction we're talking about here and it's good enough for what it is, so it gets a pass from me.
I would like to mention something that seemed to slip the gaps: He mentioned his first date was dinner in Equestria and then a movie in his home on earth... but then continuously reaffirms that Lyra/ponies can't go to Earth cause he hasn't figured that out yet.
This story made my brain try to commit a self imposed lobotomy. Reading this Riff helped me vent some of those vexations. So, thank you. Just, thank you.
I fell apart laughing at the story itself, complained about how long it was, then lost my place. I guess I'll finish reading it later.
Well that was one hell of a ride.