• Member Since 14th Apr, 2013
  • offline last seen Jul 27th, 2020

Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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  • 497 weeks
    Crossroads (Commissions?)

    Hi there.

    You may have noticed the pile of unfinished stories.

    I don't want to put any on hiatus (although, to be honest, I wouldn't hold your breath on The Cells) but I'm having major trouble continuing them to a point where I'm happy. So I (we?) have a problem.

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    8 comments · 1,129 views
  • 501 weeks
    It's my Birthday, so AMA*

    32 is pretty old to be writing on a pony website, but there you have it. I used to watch that old clip of the Ramones playing 'Happy Birthday', now I watch this.

    So, if you have questions,* I will answer them. I have an office day.

    And remember, kids....

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    21 comments · 648 views
  • 507 weeks
    And it's up!

    Cranky Doodle Donkey's Bad Asssssss Day

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    0 comments · 545 views
  • 507 weeks
    Ever been in a race with yourself?

    The EqD Outside/Insight Contest ends at midnight.

    6k done. About 1.5k to go. Ending in sight.

    Still, have to submit by 11:59 CST.

    No pressure, right?

    Encouraging words and/or drunken taunts appreciated, pony peanut gallery.

    (Special thanks to Dash the Stampede for helping me edit as I go along.)

    7 comments · 556 views
  • 508 weeks
    New Sexy Collab Story Drops tomorrow

    EDIT: When I say a 'Sexy' Collab, I mean it's a Sexy combination of troublemakers talents. This is a Teen story. You can un-hide your wives and your kids.

    Get Ready.

    This guy:

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    9 comments · 705 views
Apr
27th
2014

Room for one more? · 11:32pm Apr 27th, 2014

So I was just here on the ol website and...

19,999 views?

Also, in re: Bob's post the other day, I finally got a response from a certain daily of an equestrian nature, regarding a certain story about speed. I hope to have some exciting news for you all soon. :twilightsmile:

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Comments ( 9 )

Oh, lovely, you get to get featured by (more) pretentious circlejerking pricks. :ajsmug:

2054511

If having more people read and enjoy my work makes me lose the respect I already never had from you, I'm okay with that.

I CAN HELP! I CAN...

20,005.

Well, never mind. Good show anyway, mate!

2054511

Not that you're bitter or anything. :unsuresweetie:

Seriously, though? You need to get over this obsession with circlejerks. I mean, I know some guys in the Chicago area (in the biblical sense, yes.) I can set one up if you wanna try one out. :twilightblush:

2054640

If that's gonna be a thing, it better be more than jerking, because I can do that perfectly fine by myself.

2054511 with that smart-ass looking AJ, you definitely can't go wrong.:ajsmug:

20,008, dangit.

*flips the table*

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