Awkward

I had a cute little shipping story planned for my first story so long ago... It would have been cute and sweet, innocent. And not clop. Not clop at all.

And then I wrote a story about Discord raping the mane six....

Talk about plot twist.
Guess I'm not much of a romance writer.

This is awkward. I'm awkward. Romance is awkward. Clop is awkward.
What am I doing?

Comments

[Kalreas]

Being awkward.
10/10

[BrenTenkage]

Romance ain't my thing either LOL

[Shpoople96]

Rape is easier to write than romance...

[Tatsurou]

What did you have planned for your romance story?

[Fantastilicious Me]

Aha

[Sweet Berry]

2053851 I was a flutterDash fic about dash learning how to be gentle with Fluttershy.... I don't know... It would have been bad

[The Great Derpsby]

I feel you. Berry. I never get around to writing my story projects because any silly little romance ends up with massive amounts of clop and any silly short clop ends up with a huge amount of narrative framework.

So I end up with neither. Kind of sucks, really.

[Knight of the Raven]

I loathe Discord and love anything that depicts him as the bastard he is instead of pretending he's a harmless prankster who just 'wants to have fun,' but this gives me pause. I often daydream about my favorite ponies dying horribly (because I'm a huge jerk like that) but I draw the line at rape.

Whatever floats your boat though. I know full well that beggars can't be choosers when it comes to inspiration.

[Sweet Berry]

2062536 it's fun to write, but then you sit there and think "oh. What did I just write?" I end up feeling pretty despicable for writing stuff like that.

[Knight of the Raven]

2062553 I wouldn't know the feeling. My reaction to pornographic narration is absolute laughter (I literally laughed for five minutes a few days ago after these being referred as 'lady lips'), which is why I don't actually review clopfics - what author would want to read 'I never laughed harder' as a review to a story they wrote seriously?

I don't feel guilty about writing death. Or gruesome murder. Or wiping out a whole town. Probably because I fully realize this is entirely fictional and won't go around killing people for giggles. Though being an uncaring jerk most likely factors in too.

And that's probably worse than writing rape and feeling guilty about it, haha.

[Sweet Berry]

2062599 I hate euphemisms in clop. They're so strange. I hate euphemisms in general but it awful in clop. I don't want to read about your "party stick" or your "donught holes". Clop euphemisms are the bane of my existence.

[Knight of the Raven]

2062647 Euphemisms in pornography are good if you consider the whole concept of clop as humor (as long as it's not disgusting). They will make you laugh so much your head will come off.

For those interested in pony pornography for other reasons, it's probably the biggest cockblock ever.

I'd have a hard time writing clop, because I'd laugh myself into a coma before it's even complete.