Celestia's New Groove author comment feedback · 10:06am Apr 26th, 2014
Well, I'll start with writing "Woah! My story went viral! Excelleeeeent!"
Second, I have to agree that it's not a very original story and that it's not perfect but By God I think the world needs a crazy ass Superbad/Sex Drive/Harold and Kumar/The Hangover story and that's just what I'm gonna give the people. Honestly though Celestia's figure is mostly based on El-doc's art. Check him out on derpibooru. You can also look at the other Celestia blog I created. Anyways, I gave plenty of fair warnings, including the big bold green letters on the top of the summary. I was totally going for a crazy "kick ass bitch" Celestia since... well... it's an awesome change from the bland original (no offense to canon Celestia lovers). And for the person who advised me that it would've been better if I picked Luna for this fic... Well... I like Celestia better. The whole fic just felt crazy awesome to me and so I wrote it.
Third, I didn't know the grammar was that bad. Seriously bros! I'm Bulgarian who is real good at English much like a native speaker, but even I am not perfect at grammar. If you want better grammar and you're good at fixing it then be my guest and volunteer to be my new editor. I'll take you on that offer!
Fourth, I did a lot of research as to what size I want to make Celestia's breasts. Judging from the pic in this >>> blog<<< I'd say Celestia needs a 32HH bra. If you don't like the big size then... Haters gonna hate!
And finally to all the people who read "Celestia's New Groove" and didn't like it, that's okay, I have this song as a response! It trully captures the controversial nature of my fanfic:
could i like this?
2048348 What do you mean?
Според мен си направил страхотна и интересна история. Надявам се да продължиш да я пишеш и да пуснеш следващата глава колкото се може по-скоро.
2048412 Ебаааааа! И други българи ли има тука? О.О
Радвам се че има други! Гледах да направя Селестията турбо гаменска и отракана като героите във филмите дет споменах. По такива мацки си падам. Забавни и лафаджийски.
2048445 И аз си помислих същото като видях това съобщение.
Много добре си я направил. Направо си я представям облечена в кожа и с некой як мотор. Продължавай, само така.
2048450 Оу един мой приятел е написал една такава: Biker Princess from Equestria. Ако помниш Мишки Рокери от Марс щи хареса още повече. Ей линк:
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2048465 Мерси. Ще я прочета като свърша със следващата част от историята ми.
I didn't find much in the way of problems with the grammar, although I do recall shrugging most of them off due to the way the story is presented. Making the narrator a character (which you did to an extent) is essentially a giant shield to such complaints, as you can say that's how the narrator speaks, which there's really no counter for. And, while I did favorite this story, I still stand by Luna being the better choice, and I will also use my Right of Imagination to picture Celestia with a smaller bust size.
2049010 knock yourself out man.
Another brony from the balkans ? Well that made me happy. I've went to Sofia once. It was awesome. also * insert obligatory greetings from Romania message here*
2048364 Everything about this post was absolutly perfect.
2049838 Hahahahahaahah! Thnx!
This isn't Youtube; it's fimfiction.
No, it doesn't. That is a terrible idea. What the hell made you think that was ever a good idea?
This isn't 4chan.
This destroys the point of writing Celestia at all, does it not, considering... you know... it's not Celestia anymore.
Ever read a book?
Ponies don't have breasts. Anthro defeats the purpose of pony, just as poorly as humanized does.
And just to top things off. There's a difference between a hater and a person who does not like your story because it sucks. Don't call the rational people on this site haters just because they can see through the veil that is the idiocy of fimfiction's fetish addicts and brainless porn-monekys.
2052792 If you ragin' then you hatin'. Haters gonna hate.
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But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me.
2052796 You know, maybe if you would have tried on your story or simply gave a quarter shit about any sort of opinion or constructive criticism thrown in your direction, I'd have just a thimble's-worth of respect for you.
But I don't.
2052798 Constructive Criticism? Where? *looks to and fro* Oh wait... There isn't any on this blog.
2052801 Check your story comments.
If you truly wish for an in-depth analysis, I can provide you with a list of exactly why your story is terrible.
2052804 Later hater!
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2052814 Seeya.
Expect an in depth review by this time tomorrow posted on my blog.
2052816 Gotta love this fandom, so shitty... why i always avoid it because you end up getting random cunts like you getting all fucking frustrated over a story they didn't like :D
Then you wonder why people like psp7master and Bonejingle left / stopped writing
Oh wait.
Good job asshole. How the fuck you even got one follower is beyond me, who the fuck would follow such a prick?
2052912 I love you too you adorable sweetheart you!
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But you know... I actually do the things I do because it's fun. It's fun writing stories, cracking jokes with people, having a good time. Even if my story is controversial that's normal. Of course some people aren't gonna like it. It's pretty sexual after all. In fact I'm really glad there are good-natured, cultured and refined people like you who don't like swearing, and sex jokes, and filth. Where would we be without you. :)
2052912 Because I write stories.
2055341 Me brainless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP9Ag5aoE6I
If you're fucking angry, go vent somewhere else. Don't attack the content creators in the fandom no matter how much you don't like this one particular story on fimfiction. Boo fucking hoo. Did he choose to get his story in the feature box and was it his fault that you don't like it?
Now, I'm a total asshole too, I'm cocky, egotistical and arrogant and not very polite, but the one thing I'm never gonna do is attack people who spent their time writing a story no matter how much I don't like it for the simple fact of - they spent THEIR time doing it. No one is being paid, it's their own free time and they spent it writing something for others to enjoy. If you don't enjoy it fair enough, but at least appreciate whatever time they put into it because whatever time they put into it was THEIR time given for everyone to enjoy. To basically say fuck you to them is just taking a torch to the entire fandom because who the fuck would want to write when people are saying that to them?
And as I said, I was confused when psp7master and Bonejingle left, I hadn't seen any negativity other than my own on Fimfic, but you've clearly proved that it's out there and again, the few dicks like you caused some of the best writers to pack up and leave.
I've said it before and I'll say it again,good job asshole.
oh Jesus Christ I apologise in advance for using this word to anyone with it, but you fucking autistic prick, why the FUCK would you make a blog post trashing a story?
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You can embed youtube links you know, moron.
Right, cause I'm singlehandedly responsible for making people you liked leave. I'm so sorry.
Because I did, you whinebag. Now stop whining at me and go cry to someone who gives a shit.
2055813 Actually, you very likely are. Isn't any of this getting through to you?
Lets quote Bonejingle.
He stopped writing forever because of 4 people. You know, I've never been this close before to throwing you up on my twitch stream and exposing someone to get them disliked like 100x (at the same time exposing my livelihood and love for fucking My Little pony fanfiction and ruining my reputation). This isn't blackmailing you, because you know, I can't, not only because of the problems it would bring for me, but for the fact that I appreciate what you do for the fandom, as you also write stories. But how the fuck you can go and basically say to your followers "this writer is shit everyone go dislike it because it's much worse than anything I write" is completely beyond me.
The fact that you have no response for anything I say proves how much of a weak and pathetic piece of shit you are. Funny how the Pony fandom actually attracts the biggest losers when on the surface it looks so cheerful as you do to your followers apparently most of the time.
2055813 Also, I didn't really read psp7master's stories for the most part as I read long fics, but that doesn't mean that I again, appreciated what he does.
Also I know I can embed, I was in a rush to get things done and forgot. What's the problem?
2055819 Do it, child.
2055822 Haha you weak little shit, you have no response for anything I say
Hopefully in time you'll realise just how much of an asshole you are and how spreading hate isn't gonna make your apparently worthless life any more valuable.
2055827 Weak. Okay, I'll roll with that. By the way, I told no one to dislike the story. What makes you think I told them to go hate it? They went and read it and hated it on their own. The people who follow me, follow me because I write quality stories.
Now, I'd advise you to take back all those downvotes you gave my stories before I have them taken back.
2055829 Haha this guy is such a dick omg :D
You're lucky you only got one, the fucking cheek you have.
I just don't even know what to say, you are quite literally the most disgusting person I've ever met
2055831 Good for you. I could say that you're by far the biggest autistic fuckbag I've ever met, but that wouldn't be very nice.
Just remember who started the fight, dear~
2055832 Urm... lets see... who started the fight
Oh wait, it was you.
Also... I'm an "autistic fuckbag"? Yes, because defending someone you're being so autistic about trashing and making sure everybody know you hate isn't the most autistic thing ever. You really are a total fucking amateur at this.
2055835 Might want to watch that
autismhate. It's impairing your typing.Also, it takes two to tango. Feel free to drop out any time.
2055837 Well if you have nothing more to say (not that you've actually read or replied to anything I've said so far because you obviously know you are clearly wrong and have no response to it) then I think we are done here. Maybe some day you'll take those words to heart, you certainly need to. Bet you're a fucking delight to be around, we should meet up sometime.
Oh and also, whatever your goal was in telling everybody including all your followers how much you hate this one particular story was, you failed. Miserably.
2055838
You shouldn't imply things. It's bad for perception~
And yes, I'm a real charm to be around.
2055840 If you have no response for anything I say, I can safely assume you know in your heart that you aren't right here, what other assumption could I possibly make. Honestly if I said what you've said to someone by now I'd be crying in regret and probably depressed as fuck.
Lucky I don't do that then eh?
Also I already told you,
2055841
Well, maybe you could assume that I don't have anything to say because it's pointless to try and argue with stupid people who're convinced they're in the right.
2055844 So what part of what you are doing is right? The only reason you aren't responding is because you can't
2055849 Cool story.
I wrote a review. It was what I thought. There is no right or wrong about it.
Opinions are not right and they are not wrong.
2055850 You wrote a review after you trashed the author and the story. And the review is shit, make no mistake, probably demotivating them and pissing them off.
2055851
That's just like, your opinion, brah.
2055852 Just like to throw down this quote too
So you claim I'm autistic yet you do all of this then state that you will do that.
Fucking glorious. My sides. If you're gonna use an insult at least come up with one that you didn't copy from the guy you are (failing) to argue against. Not that I used it as an insult, more of an observation than anything.
Anyway I think we're done here. Good luck with life, what a joyous time you're gonna have.
2055853 Well, yes, I will have them taken back, and you will most likely be banned for the mass downvotes, maybe for about a week which I think is average for that sort of offense.
I'm giving you the chance to remove them now before I have a mod do it.
2055855 Oh I'll be banned for mass downvotes, maybe you shouldn't be such a massive prick then.
I'll throw up my case to a mod too then, was defending someone, guy decided to be a dickhead repeatedly, got exactly what was coming to him (not enough infact). Also deletes posts off of his blog because he adores censorship. Case closed.
Now don't fucking moralfag with me jackass.
2055861 Feel free to do so.
It won't go anywhere. Neither of us are innocent here. It would only end in a firm wrist-slapping for both parties.
But I can assure you, if those downvotes aren't gone in 24 hours, I will take action.
By the way, deleting comments isn't against the rules~
2055863 It's not against the rules, it's just pathetic. I just happen not to like any of your work unfortunately, what a shame. Anyway, I'm taking action right this second. I don't know who you plan on sending your complaint to but I'm sending it straight to Knighty, I am not familiar with the moderators on here.
If I'm going down, I will take you with me. I don't know why you want it to go this far but if you decide to do so then I'll fully go right with you.
2055875 pffffft. The fuck are you talking about?
Knighty doesn't handle this kind of shit. No one is going down, son.
I'm not sending any complaint. I'm giving you a chance to REMOVE YOUR DOWNVOTES, which you gave me ALL AT ONCE, which is AGAINST THE RULES, before I decide to call it in and have it dealt with.
I was trying to give you a chance, but maybe you're too thick to see that.
2055878 Again, I have no fucking clue who decides things around here but that's what I'm gonna do.
2055881 You're hurting yourself a lot more than you're gonna hurt me. Have fun.